I'm sure they will like making new friends.
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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Pizza and beer would have been cheaper, and more fun with the wife, after the little ones fell asleep after a few sips of beer.
Your little ones drink beer???
Maf can be unplugged. Sets a code though.
Coolant temp sensors can go out of range and force it rich. Easy one to check with a scan tool.
The house was usually full of smoke when they were growing up so it's hard to say.Your little ones drink beer???
Its still snowing and blowing and that leaf blower lunatic is going at it.psychopath.
Forgot about the coolant sensor. I have a little scanner. It might run long enough to get some data. I looked under the hood. All looks good there as far as things being unplugged.
Offy
If scanner shows live data coolant should be close to ambient.
If you get it to run, maf should be 3.8 g/second or a little more with a cold start.
Mashing pedal to floor is clear flood, should turn injectors off while cranking.
Yours?
I wish.
Offenhauser Industries ad....
This isn't mine either but it just popped up.
Has a 318
The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “OK. Go ahead.”
Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”
The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you OK?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.”
Don’t mess with old people!
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “OK. Go ahead.”
Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”
The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you OK?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.”
Don’t mess with old people!
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Im gonna build a Cornhole board set and introduce my Vietnamese Friends to the Game....
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Just keep in mind down South Cornholing means something completely different! HeheheheIm gonna build a Cornhole board set and introduce my Vietnamese Friends to the Game....
I dunno bout just down South. Ask Tike. He works at a Prison in Pa.
But thats popcornholing.I dunno bout just down South. Ask Tike. He works at a Prison in Pa.
Anyhow, just figuring out the dimensional lumber here in VN. Gonna paint em bright red, with the yellow star around the hole. My gals sister is a seamstress, so I'll have her make up the bags. Plenty of Corn Feed around here.....
That's a purdy little motor. Is that yours?
Straight from the River to the pot
How's tricks here in the non relegious section..
I have to put the meaning of life thread on ignore.
I have to put the meaning of life thread on ignore.
Another cold night here. How's the Temp. In VN . Mitch?
Hey Karl. You feeling better?
Sunny and 92 every day. Bout 75 at night...Love it. Been wearin flip flops now for over two weeks...
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