Interesting, very interesting.
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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I believe it like us old growth wood!
Dam did that a few times no go. Its driving the wife nuts!
Unhook the battery? I have no idea what o suggest
That is the plan. I should hook the scanner up also. Just weird.
OK this 1 will fly,, 80 yr old couple at assisted living place. Bran muffins and coffee. She says," I know it's your birthday Roy. I remember what you liked to do on your birthday." He says, "and you know I don't have the back for that today. I don't know why you brought it up." She says, "Sorry." Finished her muffin, wiped crumbs from hands as Roy says, "Here you go. Just hold it." She did. A few minutes later she says, "Doesn't seem to be working for you dear." He says, "it ain't. Get your slippers. We'll sit out there in front of God and everybody and try. They did. Short time later Roy folds, "oh well let's go back indoors." A few days later she finds Roy out on the bench with the neighbor lady. She said, " I cannot believe you would cheat like this. What has she got that I haven't got?" Roy smiles and says, "Parkinsons." Add the visual when you tell this standup
A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear asks for a beer again
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
So he asks once more and says if I do not get a beer I will eat that woman at the end of the bar.
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear just tears into her then askes for a beer again
Bartender says we do not serve drug addict in this bar either
Bear is confused he says what do you mean by that?
Bartend: THAT WAS A BARBITCHYOUATE!
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear asks for a beer again
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
So he asks once more and says if I do not get a beer I will eat that woman at the end of the bar.
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear just tears into her then askes for a beer again
Bartender says we do not serve drug addict in this bar either
Bear is confused he says what do you mean by that?
Bartend: THAT WAS A BARBITCHYOUATE!
Should be an oil life monitor in the cluster menu, like oil life 10%. When you find it, hold reset button.
Nothing like that just a change oil light. No sort of monitor on this one. I will try the gas pedal again. Maybe the mat is holding it up just a bit?
I always follow an old rule of if at first you don't succed get a bigger hammer.....ANd I use electrical tape for those annoying lights
If it was mine I couldnt care. She thinks it will blow up!
FISHYPETE
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Bought a new 1990 cargo van and after 20 yrs the red lights would always come on. I fixed that problem with black electric tape
Good morning everyone. Off to a car show this AM. Only about 30 miles away. Have a great day
Well good morning ladies
Watching for critters moving about.
Nice! I wish I had a shop and not just a rented 2 stall. Lucky to have that I guess.
My mind just jumped to a Johnny Cash song.
That would make a lot of Bourbon barrels. LOL
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