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If the level is broken is it a crooked?

It's a skew.

do big breasted girls really float better?

IDK, but they look better floating

is the moon made of cheese? and if so, what kind?

Yes...Tang-y cheese

if I drink 3 Dos Equis, is that the same as 2 ***?

Nah, that a 6x...extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra large.

are radial tires better than fuel injection?

Yes...unless you like your tires injected with fuel

Is it closer to New York or by train....

It's closer to Train than by New York.
 
do any subways run above ground?
They do here. The Elevated trains run underground too. Philly doesn't discriminate, and trains can run anywhere there are tracks.

It's also why the deer here are so careful not to leave tracks...
 
Whynis it I can get Kentucky Fried Chicken in Texas? Wouldn't it be stale by the time I got it?

IDK...I wonder the same thing ordering Texas toast here.


I was at the deli and they had German potato salad... I asked them from where in Germany did the potatoes come from...

They said that the potatoes weren't from Germany...

So it wasn't really German Potato salad, it wasn't made with German potatoes....
 
and WHY is lobstah so friggin' expensive here?
Because they are so fresh. It's cheaper here because they are getting stale by the time we get them. "Live" lobsters my ***, "barely hanging on" lobsters is more like it...
 
Because they are so fresh. It's cheaper here because they are getting stale by the time we get them. "Live" lobsters my ***, "barely hanging on" lobsters is more like it...
they took the rubber bands off of our lobsters, they had no fight left in them..
 
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