I know he bumps in and bumps out.
What's up Dave.
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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What's up Dave.
Guess I'll play with my putter since nobody wants to chat.
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Not too much, just got in from work. Long day.
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
I know why she's leaning on the putter like that...if she doesn't, she will fall over!
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
I once worked with a guy who asked "If a gas cylinder has 2500 lbs of helium in it, how can we lift it?"
We explained that it's not weight, it's pressure. We the explained how a small amount of helium in a cylinder is actually a large number of cubic feet of gas when it's released.
He thought about it for a minute and then asked "Well, if there's that much helium in the tank, why doesn't it float away?"
Seriously.
Of course, this was the same guy who asked if chicken breasts had nipples.
For some reason, my day at work reminded me of that guy.
We explained that it's not weight, it's pressure. We the explained how a small amount of helium in a cylinder is actually a large number of cubic feet of gas when it's released.
He thought about it for a minute and then asked "Well, if there's that much helium in the tank, why doesn't it float away?"
Seriously.
Of course, this was the same guy who asked if chicken breasts had nipples.
For some reason, my day at work reminded me of that guy.
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
I wouldn't count on it.
De-nippled chicken breasts? That's what I cook
on the grill!I've had to deal with folks like that.
Wolfe, did you ever notice the faster you drive the harder it rains?
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
We told him that chicken breasts DO have nipples...there are hundreds of them, they are just really small.De-nippled chicken breasts? That's what I cook
So, laptop died. Cant make it worse, right?
Pulled keyboard and split the bottom open as far as i dare go.
The new brake cleaner is alcohol base,so i pounded a bunch into laptop below keyboardand in from underside. Then set it on its side and wedged adjustable blow gun into housing and gave it a breeze for 20 minutes. Plugged battery in and it turned on. Back up and running. I got lucky....
Pulled keyboard and split the bottom open as far as i dare go.
The new brake cleaner is alcohol base,so i pounded a bunch into laptop below keyboardand in from underside. Then set it on its side and wedged adjustable blow gun into housing and gave it a breeze for 20 minutes. Plugged battery in and it turned on. Back up and running. I got lucky....
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
Bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I was trippin all day. 
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
I used that trick to fix a CPU in a car that was under the passenger seat. The girl who owned the car dumped 3 big gulp sodas that she was carrying on the floor all over it and flooded it.
I pulled it out, opened it up and did the same as you. It worked fine after that for another 5 years.
Speaking of which, It's getting time to vacuum my keyboard. No wonder why my keys stick sometimes. LOl
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
Well if someone loaded me with alchiehole and blew on me for twenty minutes.
I would... Well I just WOOD.
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
See, it's not just for breakfast any more!
Note to self. Cover keyboard while watching ****.
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
You need to see a doctor. It shouldn't leave crumbs like that.Not spooge! More like cracker crumbs.
Lack of lubrication if I'm spraying crumbs eh?
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Or you're just old and crumbly.
Ouch!
Hey doc watch this.
May be it's just a kidney stone exiting!
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
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