Stop in for a cup of coffee

[toolmanmike]

 

[Ben Drinkin]

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Yep.. Somebody is trying to fatten you up.. Could a slaughter be far off?

 

[toolmanmike]

Yep.. Somebody is trying to fatten you up.. Could a slaughter be far off?

Hope not. Natural death of clogged arteries. Her French Silk chocolate pie is to die for. Lots of raw eggs and butter for the graham cracker crust.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Hope not. Natural death of clogged arteries. Her French Silk chocolate pie is to die for. Lots of raw eggs and butter for the graham cracker crust.

Raw eggs and butter! What could possibly go wrong?

 

[FISHYPETE]

Merry Easter everybody! Went to 6:30 outdoor mass, 6degrees. Then dug the car out of the snow bank and plowed the driveway. Now time to relax a bit

 

[toolmanmike]

You need to warm up Pete. Happy Easter!

 

[zkx14]

Mother in law want's me fat.

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Ben's slackn, so I'll say it. I'd hit that!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Ben's slackn, so I'll say it. I'd hit that!

I appreciate you having my back.. Although I'm also very nervous about it!

 

[zkx14]

Son's GF is a completely 'from scratch' cook. What I know of today's menu: Crown roast with sausage stuffing, plank grilled salmon, a bread basket- dough is rising now. She is going to weave dough into a basket and have rolls in it...

 

[Mopar Tim]

Happy Easter all. Off to Church! right Later......

 

[Mattax]

do folks up North have a Nor-Easter today?

 

[Mopar Tim]

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Jeez! All those comics out of work............

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Jeez! All those comics out of work............

I'll let them use my material! That ought to land them a gig somewhere..

 

[Mopar Tim]

I'll let them use my material! That ought to land them a gig somewhere..

Or land them in jail somewhere!

 

[krazykuda]

well unless one of you guys change your gender.... lol

I saw a transvestite wearing a mini skirt and thought, 'that shows some balls'....

 

[krazykuda]

ummmm... that bacon will shrink as it cooks.

That may pinch a little....

 

[krazykuda]

IDK, I’m not a fan of shrinkage in the shorts...just sayin’

Would you rather see them hanging out???

 

[krazykuda]

If you steam Bailey's for use in a decaf latte .. Will it cook the alcohol out of it? That would be a dreadful waste.

Alcohol abuse...

 

[Mopar-Man]

I think it's time to take the blower car for a ride. Everyone should be awake by now!

 

[Ddaddy]

Would you rather see them hanging out???

They’re only meat balls...

 

[krazykuda]

It will boil milk, given enough time. With the milk solids and other ingredients that would raise the boiling point. Dang. I'll have to get the infrared thermometer out now and google the boiling point of alcohol

a nurse pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and says, "Some @sshole has my pen"...

 

[Mopar-Man]

Wakey Wakey...

 

[krazykuda]

it is volatile below that so it only takes a little bit of time and heat to get it to flash off.

I knew a girl like that once....

 

[krazykuda]

lol yep. I have no problems with boys being boys and never did believe in political correctness. Those people just have no sense of humor in my opinion!

 

[krazykuda]

Hey Mr. Mac.. Do you guys do chocolate crate motors for Easter? I'd eat one!

Thats a million dollar idea there! Chocolate cars and engines for the holidays...race ya to the patent office! Lol. Actually that's a neat idea!

That gives me an idea...

Chocolate sex dolls...