All right ya coffee mob, I just got done talking with Craig (Zman) The following is a SITREP loosely based on his condition. So he is still in the hospital, those of you who know him can easily imagine what kind of total PITA patient he likely is. You would think after that many years in the Military the guy could follow instructions, but not so much. He decides he needs to go pee so in his infinite wisdom he unplugs from the monitor. As the klaxon and sirens start wailing, the nurses station becomes a beehive of activity as they assemble the crash cart for the ensuing defibrillator event. As the nurses are careening down the hall ricocheting off the wall with the cart, patients scattering like quail so as not to be ran over by the cart, gathering speed and more nurses along the way. They hit Craig’s door with a singularity of focus, we are going to bring him back. About this time the commode flushes and Craig in his finest one sided gown looks up as he emerges from the door very much alive and is sheepishly shrugging his shoulders and doing his best WTF moment look. They get him all tucked back in and resume their shift. In an odd twist of fate Craig’s nurse is no longer super hot Cathy and Suzy. Moving forward Craig’s new nurse is a large Ex Con named Pedro who likes rainbows and unicorns and is determined to take Craig’s temperature over and over. On plus side Craig has turned the corner and looks like he will get sent home in a day or two. He is back in good shape . Thanks to all for the prayers and sage burning. It worked!
John