Oh I’m on a roll today!
went to the local VFD board meeting, they were discussing their annual chicken and burger BBQ they have done for about 5 decades now. They always sell out. They make a KILLING.
Anyway, some lady stands up and goes on a rant about how they need to offer fresh vegetarian food. I stood up, looked right at her and pointed at the open door way overlooking a cornfield, said “they already do, can’t get any fresher, go pick it yourself” . The laughter probably was heard from the next county and the lady stood there giving me a look that would kill.
******* hippies are invading us