Stop in for a cup of coffee

[halifaxhops]

But he said sausage!

 

[Petty Betty]

the toilet paper in that movie refused to participate because all they were given were shitty lines to read.
Same for the female sanitary products. They were a bloody mess.
Now the bus is in the ditch. Ok?

 

[halifaxhops]

The Weiner mobile! I know where they pulled that into now!

 

[toolmanmike]

I knew a girl like that once! (que Karl)

 

[Frodee]

People don't use their head. Or if they do, it's in the wrong spot.

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Just took a sip of coffee when I saw the picture, and now choking and laughing.

 

[toolmanmike]

Just took a sip of coffee when I saw the picture, and now choking and laughing.

A clear case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion

 

[Frodee]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging hisdrink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...



And then the fight started........ - Tailwaggers and Jokes - Malwarebytes Forums https://share.google/65R95kPFM5Jrba0F1

 

[One Bullet Barney]

I found a good recipe but couldn't print it without registering to join Pinterest. That place is like a cult.

Copy and paste

 

[One Bullet Barney]

View attachment 1716454910 I knew a girl like that once! (que Karl)

Watch out boys she will chew you up. She's a man eater

 

[toolmanmike]

.

 

[Mattax]

Andy and I are driving to Des Moines (Lon's stomping grounds) to pick up a trailer filled with supplies for a bicycle race. Andy's group is putting one one again this year. It's an off road race on a crazy track.

Cyclocross ?

 

[dartnabout]

Good Morning....I made it

 

[toolmanmike]

Cyclocross ?

Yes.

 

[Mattax]

I mostly show up to read the offensive comments.

Good to see ya stopping in.

I'm usually sleeping when you guys get started and working when you all wake up from nap time! I woke up too early this morning. My body was saying go back to sleep stupid. But my brain (AKA 'Stupid) refused. So I got up and made coffee, and here I am.

My story is went to sleep no problem and then woke up and brain wouldn't shut down.
Celebration of Life was fine. Traffic sucked - mostly around the city. Car ran fine. No accidents. No tickets. Call it a win.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Now there's a way to get rid of those callers!

Hoppy number 7 will get you an unannounced knock at the door.

Feel like telling us this story over coffee?

 

[WV64Signet]

Good Morning....I made it

Raise the Jolly Roger!

 

[Mattax]

Yes.

That's one crazy intense sport.

 

[zkx14]

Good Morning....I made it

What did you make?

 

[dartnabout]

What did you make?

Awake

 

[halifaxhops]

What did you make?

#2 I bet!

 

[Mattax]

"Awake"
I hate when I have dreams like that.

 

[dartnabout]

Raise the Jolly Roger!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

 

[halifaxhops]

"Awake"
I hate when I have dreams like that.

Of #2?

 

[Mattax]

Awake

Of #2?

No. That would be even more a reason to wake!

 

[Mattax]

Are we swirling clockwise or counterclockwise?

 

[halifaxhops]

Or make you wake up from the bump!