Unconventional
Well-Known Member
Sittin' on the porch, lightin' up the pit, consuming the Bloody Mary and I hear a stream of obscenities coming from nearby. 
is that? I knew my neighbor across the street had been irrigating his front yard in a peaceful fashion, or so I thought. Obscenities continue and there is the neighbor cussing his garden hose 
. I unplug the charcoal lighter, plug in the boom box, put on The Best of the Spinners and cranked it. Even above the ghetto blaster I hear "Grow you POS!!" and the neighbor is beating one of his plants with the spray nozzle on the garden hose . "I need another cocktail" I says to myself. I snacked waaayyy too much on the goodies off the grill, barely had enough room for a Linguicia sandwich 
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lunches be good for the rest of the week
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is that? I knew my neighbor across the street had been irrigating his front yard in a peaceful fashion, or so I thought. Obscenities continue and there is the neighbor cussing his garden hose . I unplug the charcoal lighter, plug in the boom box, put on The Best of the Spinners and cranked it. Even above the ghetto blaster I hear "Grow you POS!!" and the neighbor is beating one of his plants with the spray nozzle on the garden hose . "I need another cocktail" I says to myself. I snacked waaayyy too much on the goodies off the grill, barely had enough room for a Linguicia sandwich .lunches be good for the rest of the week
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Not often you get to see a full grown man beating on a helpless plant with a garden hose 
Dr/PT appointment this morning. Didn't want that quadruple espresso heisting my oil pressure 
