Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

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Who will win this race???

  1. jpar with his home built wonder 408 stroker

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  2. yellow rose with his check book built little 340

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  3. the spectators who come to watch

    8 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. there will be no race as jpar and YR are as full of poop as a Christmas goose.

    55 vote(s)
    62.5%
  1. j par

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    Well it looks like this Saturday this is the end of summer and maybe I'll have to go up to the track and make a by pass on video? Well it'll cost $30 to get into the track and at least $20 in gas so I'll put my 50 bucks in just so yellow rose has to "PAY UP SUCKER"!
     
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      After you get the payment maybe we could start a new thread call "yellow roses reasons?" (excuses)
      I got to say my favorite yellow rose lore is the goat head in his tire! LOL I mean what do you expect out of 12 year old Dunlop qualifiers? LOL do they still make those anymore?
       
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      I'm raising your IQ. I know it's painful, but all learning is. Hang in there.
       
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        I asked my bell housing if it wanted to go for a ride. It was just as happy to stay in its box and stay pretty.
         
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          You're beating my IQ to death, the little of that I have!
           
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          So how do we plan to take care of your summer race Announcement by Saturday?
           
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          Summer ain't over until the track closes. That's a FACT. And if PIR didn't loose it's balls to a bunch of pussy city bitches, you could run there clear through October.
           
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          WTH??? You jumping off the YR bandwagon? Damn. That's harsh.
           
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            I can tune a clutch in my sleep. You make no sense.
             
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              The problem is it's a bandwagon full of hot air! LOL
               
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              Never knew what a goat head was until I kneel down one day out in New Mexico and when I stood up my pants were stuck to my knee with about 10 of those little boogers. And then of course when you pull them out the tip breaks off under your skin and is very irritating for a long time.
               
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                Well of course you can! You just bring your bellhousing and your clutch into the bed with you because they're obviously not in your car and adjust it...
                 
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                In some parts. I made good money taking fools that couldn't drive. I also gave driving lessons. I had a student get frisky and I had to embarrass him. Drank beer all night for free.
                 
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                No it ain't the end of summer yet. Piss on that calendar. Like I said, you won't know the day or the hour of your visitation so be ready.
                 
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                  good Lord we had a whole thread and discussion on how yellow rose couldn't race because he had a goat head in his tire LOL
                   
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                  Oh good lord here's the latest one! Summer's not over until Portland International Raceway says so LOL
                  News flash! Summer is over Saturday to the rest of the world?
                   
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                  Yup the goat head is a nasty little bugger. I'm thinking of collecting a few dozen of them little dudes and "donating" them to Jpar. Seems like a right friendly thing to do...let him experience them first hand.
                   
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                    so when you visit me I'm going to be dazed out of my mind and not know the day or the hour? That's some way to take advantage of someone!
                     
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                    Ever heard of Indian summer? Seen that go til November. Summer of 1981 comes to mind.

                    So as long as PIR is open, it's on like donkey kong. What's a week or so anyway? You're the guy who can't find the swap meet or get there on time, or walk to the front of the line to find me. I'm not sure that you can find PIR without the help of the wife. Let's hope she's going to help you get there. I don't want you driving all over the city lost. I'm not coming to get you.
                     
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                      careful! We finally got him out here and accountable and he will quickly divert the conversation into something like goat heads or something that has nothing to do with the race.
                       
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                      Just banking on your use of the good old dinkie dow to keep you lost.
                       
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                        10000 people in line at the swap meet and guess who is at the very front of the line? Who would have thought?
                        if I have trouble finding p i r I will just grab one of the hundreds of Time Slips I have with the address on it and punch it into my phone for my GPS.
                         
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                        so are you going to race me as is or are you going to stop smoking that hippie lettuce and finally get that damn bell housing in?
                         
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                        My wife just ordered me some zddp additive and it should be here in a few days. I still have my break in oil in the car and don't want to have to go to the track with it.
                        My only "reason" for not wanting to race Saturday would be because I only have 6 quarts of brake-in oil in my 8 quart pan.
                        That wouldn't stop me though. I just add a couple of Courts of anything I had and go kick your ass!
                         
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                        I plainly TOLD your dumb ass I'd be first or second in line. When I go, I'm at the front. Plus, your dumb ass had my phone number.

                        That jolly green is eating at your memory. Better slow down on that stuff.
                         
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