Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

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Who will win this race???

  1. jpar with his home built wonder 408 stroker

    15 vote(s)
    17.0%
  2. yellow rose with his check book built little 340

    10 vote(s)
    11.4%
  3. the spectators who come to watch

    8 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. there will be no race as jpar and YR are as full of poop as a Christmas goose.

    55 vote(s)
    62.5%
  1. Jadaharabi

    Jadaharabi FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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    I was always told never to mention snowmobiles. Because the thread would get side-tracked. Once again snowmobile side "track" get it?
     
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      Bell housing will be in. And looking purdy too. In fact, it may look soooooo good I won't want to drive it.
       
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        Yeah, don't do it. Big globs of THC break loose from jpars brain stem and he gets a THC release high when you mention the unmentionable. And then he doesn't get anything done, except sit there in the purple moment living his ganja moments all over again.
         
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          Dumbass yes but bad memory not so much.
           
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          We have a new leader. j par

          How about that folkes?
           
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          Well aunt Mary ain't helping your memory any is she?????
           
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            The voting is RIGGED. Jpar has all his friends join the site and then vote for him.

            I have no friends so I'm at a slight disadvantage.
             
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              This agreed! People are finally coming to their realistic senses!
               
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              I think yellow rose has as much chance of winning this race as Band-Aids deflecting nails...
               
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              I remember recently someone was asking what your car even look like LOL if I may? this should be a good representation as my buddy seen this at a local car and coffee this last weekend in Wilsonville. Resized_20180915_092109~2.jpeg Pretty Dam good representation??
               
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                Is that a stick? If so, that's pretty damn close to my car. I don't have the go wing but I do have the sun roof. And it's yellow and black.

                Looks like it even has the fold down rear seat. Damn, never seen that one before.
                 
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                  I truly do have an Aunt Mary and I was thinking how the hell does he know her?
                  (A 70 year old school teacher with a memory to this day as quick as a whip)
                  maybe I should try smoking some of your hippie lettuce that way I can come up with all kinds of creative "reasons" not to race?
                   
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                    my buddy sent me that picture the other day he was out at the Cars and Coffee in Wilsonville at that car museum.
                     
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                    (Snort).........sorry.......must have dozed off, what did I miss?........oh yeah NOTHING!!!
                     
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                      Don't go all rip van winkle and sleep the best thing of the year away.
                       
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                        I can't pass this up..........................It's good to try new things, some day you may even get good at it..........
                         
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                          Oh my goodness you're going to go to the lame Hall of Fame with a comment like that. We added two more pages of banter just for your Entertainment and that's all you got?
                           
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                          Sorry it wasn't up to your exacting standards...............2 pages of drivel just didn't spark my enthusiasm.............cut the shit, lets see a race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          This "HE" said; "She" said, is getting old........I said it before.....there are members dead now that were alive when this farce started..........granted Rome wasn't built in a day.......AT LEAST IT GOT BUILT!!!! This has got Geraldo Rivera and Al Capon's secret vault written all over it
                           
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                            Yep. That's a DAMN GOOD ONE RIGHT THERE and Jpar done did step right in it.
                             
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                            Hold your water. Don't you remember that old Heinz ketchup commercial from decades ago? The one where the jingle went Annnnticipaaaaaaaaaaashun is makin' me wait?
                            Remember that one? That's what this is...dramatic build up with a quick flair for comedy. You KNOW anything Jpar is involved with has to have comedy or people start grabbing hands and walking off cliffs together. Or drinking "special" koolaid. Or wait for that special space ship to come by and pick them up and take them for a ride through the stars.


                            It's the Jpar show. Let the madness unfold at its own pace.

                            Enjoy the madness.
                            Embrace the madness.
                            Ride the unicorn.
                             
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                              Why
                              Credit where credit's due and Kudos that is very funny but--
                              Again and again I don't know why you keep quoting me? I'm always the one at the ready and always the one racing and at the track? exactly how would you have me race someone who doesn't have a car and never goes to the track??
                               
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                              JBurch has found the Jpar Magic spot. I hate to publish said spot be use everyone will be using you like a dime store whore.

                              He has found the spot and he loves to work it.
                               
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                              38 pages....still no race.
                               
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                                Patience oh you of little faith.
                                 
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