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A second grade teacher said,
"Today we start learning some things about Thanksgiving. Does anyone know who we're the first people of this land?"
Sally replied, "Adam and Eve were the first people."
Teacher resonded that they may have been the first people but their land was halfway around the globe.
Then Benny speaks up, "Fred and Wilma then."
 
On Thanksgiving we usually have 20 or more people come every year we have a few extra guests. Sooo when we have new people come-usually my kids or nephews friends come (in their twenties) I say the prayer and we all stand and say the pledge of allegiance. May not be funny to you, but give it a shot and see how the faces on the new people look so confused and stand up. Worked on National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
I put a little flag on the table.
 
We had Thanksgiving growing up at my maternal grandparent's house. GrandMollye and PawPaw. PawPaw had a 71 318 2 door hardtop swinger. The adults would all get the dining room and us younguns got the floor in GrandMollye's bedroom. She had these awesome cool burlap place mats. Nobody and I mean nobody has ever captured GrandMollye's dressin or sweet tea. Kitty has come close...her dressin is DANG near as good. But the sweet tea is a far cry. It's good, but it ain't GrandMollye's. Man I miss them folks.
 
RedFish said:
A second grade teacher said,
"Today we start learning some things about Thanksgiving. Does anyone know who we're the first people of this land?"
Sally replied, "Adam and Eve were the first people."
Teacher resonded that they may have been the first people but their land was halfway around the globe.
Then Benny speaks up, "Fred and Wilma then."
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My aunt Hattie always told the same old joke at Thanksgiving. We all finally just got to where we played along.
Aunt Hattie, while looking at the newspaper - "Well, it looks like Butterball has recalled all of the turkey's, so no Turkey and dressing today."

Us Kids, "Why Aunt Hattie?!?!" :rolleyes:

Aunt Hattie - "They forgot to butter their balls!"
 
JDMopar said:
My aunt Hattie always told the same old joke at Thanksgiving. We all finally just got to where we played along.
Aunt Hattie, while looking at the newspaper - "Well, it looks like Butterball has recalled all of the turkey's, so no Turkey and dressing today."

Us Kids, "Why Aunt Hattie?!?!" :rolleyes:

Aunt Hattie - "They forgot to butter their balls!"
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LOL. Hattie has to be short for a longer name I can't come up with.
 

JDMopar said:
My aunt Hattie always told the same old joke at Thanksgiving. We all finally just got to where we played along.
Aunt Hattie, while looking at the newspaper - "Well, it looks like Butterball has recalled all of the turkey's, so no Turkey and dressing today."

Us Kids, "Why Aunt Hattie?!?!" :rolleyes:

Aunt Hattie - "They forgot to butter their balls!"
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I had an aunt d we called "Enie" Her name was Lorain.
 
Bodyperson said:
LOL. Hattie has to be short for a longer name I can't come up with.
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It really was part of her name...lol. My grandma gave some odd names to the kids. My Mom was born on Easter Sunday, Grandma named her Delma Easter. As fate would have it, my Dads last name is/was West.....so when she got married, her name Was Easter West. She got a lot of ribbing over that when she would introduce herself....people would ask "Well, which one is it? East or West?" She hated her first name of Delma and refused to use it. She had a pretty good sense of humor, so the kidding over East or West never bothered her. My Mom and all of her siblings were born in the 19teens and 1920's, so that may explain some of the names that seem odd now...lol
 
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