64 SRT8 Dart
Well-Known Member
So, I go into one of the dozen or so Checkers here in town that's supposedly the "Performance" store to get some plastigage. They have carbs, intakes, valve covers, and even blowers/superchargers on the shelves!! Have a ton of h.p. stuff laying around.
I go to the counter and ask for the plastigage and the guy asks, "What's that?" I'm like, you're joking right?. Another worker speaks up and says" Is that that paper stuff?" I'm like you've got to be kidding me!!! I told them that it's not paper but a small/tiny strip of plastic that you place between bearings/journals to check clearances.
They tried looking it up in their system but probably didnt spell it correctly because they couldn't find it. So, the first guy and I went looking through their performance shelves. After about 5 minutes the other guy found it and was like, " Told you, it's that paper stuff!!." And, they look at eachother and smirked like I didn't know what I was talking about.
I then told them, "No, it's not paper, you use the guages on the paper to measure the plastic that's in the paper!!!" I peeled the paper back to show the plastic strip inside and shut em up real quick. However, it wasn't the right tolerance I needed and it was all they had.
These guys were older and I would've thought that they at least would've known what the stuff was, geeez!
The first guy then, changing the subject real quick, asked me what I was building. I told him a 318. He then proceeded to lecture me on how the 318 wasn't worth building and that I'm making a mistake, and that he'd make me a deal on a 440 out of his friends motorhome. Said he'd take $800!! lol
I kindly declined and let him know all the machine work and parts were all there for the 318. Let him know that the 318 would be a bolt in deal for the car and would move the car along just fine, lol.
I then left just shaking my head. You don't know what plastigage is but yet you want to lecture me on motors??
I went to NAPA about a mile down the road. The guy immediately asked which color/tolerance I wanted, went downstairs, came back up with it, done deal. In and out in a few minutes.
That Checkers' just lost my business.
Rant over. lol
I go to the counter and ask for the plastigage and the guy asks, "What's that?" I'm like, you're joking right?. Another worker speaks up and says" Is that that paper stuff?" I'm like you've got to be kidding me!!! I told them that it's not paper but a small/tiny strip of plastic that you place between bearings/journals to check clearances.
They tried looking it up in their system but probably didnt spell it correctly because they couldn't find it. So, the first guy and I went looking through their performance shelves. After about 5 minutes the other guy found it and was like, " Told you, it's that paper stuff!!." And, they look at eachother and smirked like I didn't know what I was talking about.
I then told them, "No, it's not paper, you use the guages on the paper to measure the plastic that's in the paper!!!" I peeled the paper back to show the plastic strip inside and shut em up real quick. However, it wasn't the right tolerance I needed and it was all they had.
These guys were older and I would've thought that they at least would've known what the stuff was, geeez!
The first guy then, changing the subject real quick, asked me what I was building. I told him a 318. He then proceeded to lecture me on how the 318 wasn't worth building and that I'm making a mistake, and that he'd make me a deal on a 440 out of his friends motorhome. Said he'd take $800!! lol
I kindly declined and let him know all the machine work and parts were all there for the 318. Let him know that the 318 would be a bolt in deal for the car and would move the car along just fine, lol.
I then left just shaking my head. You don't know what plastigage is but yet you want to lecture me on motors??
I went to NAPA about a mile down the road. The guy immediately asked which color/tolerance I wanted, went downstairs, came back up with it, done deal. In and out in a few minutes.
That Checkers' just lost my business.
Rant over. lol















