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Why is the Easter Bunny hiding eggs? Cus he does not want people to know he’s fu*king a chicken...
You know why the Easter Bunny
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Mark Wainwright
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you guys might remember, when i was younger i rocked a cool mohawk
well one day im sitting in a bar, minding my own business, rocking my mohawk when i notice this older guy staring me down
i didnt pay too much attention to it, but it started to grind on me a little
finally, i noticed it wasnt just me he was staring at, he was paying some special attention to my mohawk
so finally, i turn to him and go "what, you never do anything dumb when you were a kid?"
and he goes, well, actually i did...i made out with a chicken once and thought you might be my son
well one day im sitting in a bar, minding my own business, rocking my mohawk when i notice this older guy staring me down
i didnt pay too much attention to it, but it started to grind on me a little
finally, i noticed it wasnt just me he was staring at, he was paying some special attention to my mohawk
so finally, i turn to him and go "what, you never do anything dumb when you were a kid?"
and he goes, well, actually i did...i made out with a chicken once and thought you might be my son
Mark Wainwright
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When that joke first came out The Dead Sea was only sick. Yeah I know you had the Mohawk but it was always a Parrot because the guy had multi-coloured hair. Still funny though
Ahoey
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One day I was walking in a mall in Winnipeg there was a young guy sitting on one of the benches. He had multi coloured hair. I mean bright multi coloured hair. I guess I must have been staring at him in disbelief as he barked at me saying what’s coo lookin at. I thought for a sec and replied I thought that was the point because if you didn’t want people looking at you you wouldn’t have bright multi coloured hair. He said nothing and I continued on my way.
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