The wife has no sense of Humor!

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Fred Scigliano said:
Been there done that for many years. Your not the only one that had to do CPR or rescue some old fart from a fire on this Forum. And yes our scene of humor is bad at times but we care just hard to understand at times.
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Yes Sir , I also did some volunteer Fire Fighting, Hawaii maybe be a little different than u all r used 2.
But giving CPR to big ugly women or even uglier men. Sure aint no fun, or trying to get a 300 lb. Half naked Hawaiian woman out of her house. When the attaching house is in flames ! Big *** Tits flying everywhere. You trying to help her but she smothering u with tits and sweat. Not fun
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63spf said:
Yes Sir , I also did some volunteer Fire Fighting, Hawaii maybe be a little different than u all r used 2.
But giving CPR to big ugly women or even uglier men. Sure aint no fun, or trying to get a 300 lb. Half naked Hawaiian woman out of her house. When the attaching house is in flames ! Big *** Tits flying everywhere. You trying to help her but she smothering u with tits and sweat. Not fun
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Yeah, sounds good to me. Just not with all the burning stuff. (and not the guys either) :)
 
RSie said:
The wife just called me a 'fucksack' for getting in her way when I was reaching across the coffee table to get my smokes, go outside, and contemplate this thread.
She's 15 years younger than me, 3 inches taller, and outweighs me by 30 pounds. Also, she's a readhead, hair past her waist.. red in all sense of the word.

I stopped and looked back... she gave me a nice wink and air kiss.

A wife with a good sense of humor is a treasure.
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Ah I remember the good ol days of smoking, I quit 6 1/2 years ago. But when I smell someone light up, I still want one like I did the day after I quit. Good thing is the urge doesn't last long. Smoked for 38 years!
 
RSie said:
Yeah, sounds good to me. Just not with all the burning stuff. (and not the guys either) :)
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Dont let ur Red Head hear u say that !
Sounds like maybe she could kick ur *** ! Ha ha
 
A good case where my odd sense of humor got my *** in trouble.
Reminds me of a like story. Back in about 1988, I was on duty as a F/F with Tampa Fire Dept. We responded to a old folks home high rise fire alarm that turned out to be a false alarm. As we were getting in the elevator to verify it. This resident steps in the elevator and asks can she and her cat ride up with us. I tell her "Sure come on in, I love cats, they taste like chicken" I'm here to tell you she came alive and was pissed off. We tried to convince her I was kidding, but she wanted my name and she was going to have my job! I was called down town to the third floor and had a face to face with THE Fire Chief, He chewed me out and then laughed his *** off.
 
Ha ha , why is it that everything tastes like chicken ?
Smells like fish ?
 
SGBARRACUDA said:
Ah I remember the good ol days of smoking, I quit 6 1/2 years ago. But when I smell someone light up, I still want one like I did the day after I quit. Good thing is the urge doesn't last long. Smoked for 38 years!
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Good for you man! I quit for a year about 6 years ago. Out drinking.. 'well, I can have one or two out drinking' turned me back into full blown 2 pack a dayer. Thinking about giving it another shot to quit... damn, it's a hard thing. Don't give in to the temptation!
 
I tried that one or two a day trick several times that I did quit in the past. Like you said, before you know it your back smoking as much as before you quit!
 
I did smoke two cigars at a wild game cookout I went to about 4 years ago. Had no problem stopping then. That is it for 6 1/2 years.
 
SGBARRACUDA said:
Being a Fireman for 33 years will MAKE you grow a thick skin. Man the old timers I had to deal with would have you crying and asking for your mommy. I sometimes forget that some people might not understand my sense of humor. Sorry
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LOL, being in the Fire/Rescue field can give a person a twisted sense of humor, it's called survival.

I did it for 15 years here, and you're right the older more hardened guys can burn you down in a hurry.
 
SGBARRACUDA said:
I tried that one or two a day trick several times that I did quit in the past. Like you said, before you know it your back smoking as much as before you quit!
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Sorry, don't mean to hijack your thread, but how did you quit? I used Chantix, and it worked great.. but it did give me some damn weird assed dreams... technicolor dragons type stuff. Nothing bad, but boy was it weird. I've never dropped acid, but from what I've read of that trip, this was close.
 
RSie said:
Sorry, don't mean to hijack your thread, but how did you quit? I used Chantix, and it worked great.. but it did give me some damn weird assed dreams... technicolor dragons type stuff. Nothing bad, but boy was it weird. I've never dropped acid, but from what I've read of that trip, this was close.
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Did acid back in the 70s for 2 years was not a good choice on my part. I smoke about a pack a day and maybe some day will stop but not gonna let it bother me. I think I'm to old at this point anyway.
 
63spf said:
Ha ha , why is it that everything tastes like chicken ?
Smells like fish ?
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Some fisher type guy just discovered a new lake in Mn., never been swam in by anyone, not even a woman. He said the fish in it tastes just like chicken. Have to wonder!!???!!!!>?????
 
barbee6043 said:
Some fisher type guy just discovered a new lake in Mn., never been swam in by anyone, not even a woman. He said the fish in it tastes just like chicken. Have to wonder!!???!!!!>?????
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Lol for sure.
 
RSie said:
Sorry, don't mean to hijack your thread, but how did you quit? I used Chantix, and it worked great.. but it did give me some damn weird assed dreams... technicolor dragons type stuff. Nothing bad, but boy was it weird. I've never dropped acid, but from what I've read of that trip, this was close.
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I had extra incentive, I went to the hunting camp right after New Years 2013. I wasn't feeling just right,after a few days I got worse and worse. Went to walk in, gave me some stuff, didn't help. I refused ,(being stupid) to go to the ER. My Son in law said I'm coming to get you and take you to the hospital. I spent like 15 days in the hospital with double pneumonia. Doctor said another day or two at the camp, I would have died. So that did it for me. Jan13 2013 was the last one I had.
 
Fred Scigliano said:
45 years good job, was hopping for that many with mine but cancer took her from me and never remarried. I would guess 45 years would pretty much get rid of any arguments.
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Unless things change drastically in the next two years,You would be guessing wrong.
But it's Ok, we have a big old house with lotsa beds in it.

Sorry for your loss.
 
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AJ/FormS said:
Unless things change drastically in the next two years,You would be guessing wrong.
But it's Ok, we have a big old house with lotsa beds in it.

Sorry for your loss.
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Sorry to here that AJ I would not want to live with arguing in my house.
 
We’ve been married 17 years, number 3 for me, her first.
I told the buds its like buying a classic car, keep upgrading until you find the perfect one. I have!!
She has encouraged me to buy classic cars and never bats an eye when I buy parts for them.
We tested our relationship this weekend with a two day drive, pulling the car trailer to Carlisle.
She’s a great truck commander as she calls herself, and we did fine other than the crazy downpours, drivers, and the A-hole trucker who tried to run us off the road.
I’m having fun!!
 
Any time the wife and i go out on a adventure or a trip or out for dinner,with my best friend and his wife,it reminds her how well we get along.
You wouldnt think buddy’s wife would be such a tyrant,but i think its their thing.
 
Like said above I had to upgrade till I found the perfect model. We never argue or have a cross word.
I ***** at the GPS on the cell when we are traveling.
 
Fred Scigliano said:
Sorry to here that AJ I would not want to live with arguing in my house.
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We don't argue so much; she does her thing and I do mine, but her things always seems to cost money, while my things cost time.
Better to live on a corner of a rooftop than to live with a contentious wife. My corner right now, is big enough.
 
AJ/FormS said:
We don't argue so much; she does her thing and I do mine, but her things always seems to cost money, while my things cost time.
Better to live on a corner of a rooftop than to live with a contentious wife. My corner right now, is big enough.
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Yea makes me glad I'm single but sure would like to find a wife that would be my best friend but nothing so far.
 
Fred Scigliano said:
Did acid back in the 70s for 2 years was not a good choice on my part. I smoke about a pack a day and maybe some day will stop but not gonna let it bother me. I think I'm to old at this point anyway.
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Something... can't quite put my finger on it.. but something in this reply makes me think you have some interesting stories. :)
 
Fred Scigliano said:
Yea a few but some I'm not proud of.
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We all have those, lol.. I have some from last weekend... started drinking at noon, and everyone was at my place for the 4th... was just having so damn much fun with people I haven't seen in years. Was more than a little 'tippy' by the time fireworks started.
I know that's probably not on the same level as some of yours.. but, hey, you got out of it, and seems like you're doing ok. Good for you man!
 
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