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..is this sour cream still good?

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I think a stand up comedian did a bit on that...........
 
Be careful it doesn’t jump out of that bowl and attach itself to your face looks alien to me.
 
I got a "Silk" almond milk non-dairy creamer in a skinny milk jug and it says to shake well before use. Well I never did and now its got a big chunk of something in it. I tossed it and went back to a dry creamer. I grabbed a beer (Aussie Fourex, XXXX) out of the back of a a friend house in Hong Kong and took a swig. Uh.....kinda skunky...how long you have this? I've never seen that before! It was like 8 years old.
 
pishta said:
I got a "Silk" almond milk non-dairy creamer in a skinny milk jug and it says to shake well before use. Well I never did and now its got a big chunk of something in it. I tossed it and went back to a dry creamer. I grabbed a beer (Aussie Fourex, XXXX) out of the back of a a friend house in Hong Kong and took a swig. Uh.....kinda skunky...how long you have this? I've never seen that before! It was like 8 years old.
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Similar woke up at a friends house after a hard night of partying. Went to fridge looking for something cold to drink. Opened to door and couldn’t believe it there was a large glass of apple juice nice and cold. Grabbed it and chugged about 3/4 of it down before I realized that it was straight rye oh boy pissed again.
 
Ahoey said:
Similar woke up at a friends house after a hard night of partying. Went to fridge looking for something cold to drink. Opened to door and couldn’t believe it there was a large glass of apple juice nice and cold. Grabbed it and chugged about 3/4 of it down before I realized that it was straight rye oh boy pissed again.
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one night, after putting the kids to bed, im ready to turn in myself...but im also a bit thirsty
just not thirsty enough to pop open an entire can of pop and down it

so I open the fridge and look around, and wouldn't you know it?
there is a carton of orange juice, only 6 weeks past date and still about 1/3rd full
but come on, its orange juice, nothing but sugar, right?
so I take a sip and it tastes fine, and whats even better, its got pulp, I love pulp

so I finish it, and as is my custom, before tossing the carton in the recycling, I rinse it out
as im rinsing it, im kinda reading the carton
"100 % juice"
"California oranges"
"no pulp"
"no preservatives added"


hold on, back up...no pulp?
that's no good

not sure what was floating in there, but it stayed down just fine
 
diymirage said:
one night, after putting the kids to bed, im ready to turn in myself...but im also a bit thirsty
just not thirsty enough to pop open an entire can of pop and down it

so I open the fridge and look around, and wouldn't you know it?
there is a carton of orange juice, only 6 weeks past date and still about 1/3rd full
but come on, its orange juice, nothing but sugar, right?
so I take a sip and it tastes fine, and whats even better, its got pulp, I love pulp

so I finish it, and as is my custom, before tossing the carton in the recycling, I rinse it out
as im rinsing it, im kinda reading the carton
"100 % juice"
"California oranges"
"no pulp"
"no preservatives added"


hold on, back up...no pulp?
that's no good

not sure what was floating in there, but it stayed down just fine
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When I was about 16 I came home with a huge thirst as it was hot out. Grabbed a chocolate milk container out of the fridge, filled a big glass and downed it. Then I discovered the milk was out of date and off.
Oh my, I thought I was going to die. Both ends were competing on who could exit first and to the extent of duration.
Couldn't face chocolate milk for many years but we're ok now.
 
I went to the bathroom at my friends house, and there on the sink was a red solo cup with a four inch tall mushroom growing out of it. He wasn't intentionally cultivating fungi for recreational use, it had just been that long since he cleaned.

Also found a moldy roast in the cupboard, and when he picked up a plate from the floor, the carpet beneath was MUCH cleaner than the surrounding floor.
 
Seeing as how this thread is called quick question for ya. How bout this. How do you greet a grieving person at an AM. funeral. Things that make you go hmmmm
 
Ahoey said:
Seeing as how this thread is called quick question for ya. How bout this. How do you greet a grieving person at an AM. funeral. Things that make you go hmmmm
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big hug, hands above the waist
 
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