What is a major conflict of interest for men?
When pizza arrives during sex.
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What can you say to a man that has just had sex?
Anything you like - he's asleep.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Boobs don't have eyes.
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Feminists were all hailing the Miracle Birth - the baby had both a dick and a brain.
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"Of course there's nobody else!", she said to her doubting boyfriend, "Do you think that I'd be going out with a dickhead like you if there was?"
When pizza arrives during sex.
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What can you say to a man that has just had sex?
Anything you like - he's asleep.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Boobs don't have eyes.
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Feminists were all hailing the Miracle Birth - the baby had both a dick and a brain.
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"Of course there's nobody else!", she said to her doubting boyfriend, "Do you think that I'd be going out with a dickhead like you if there was?"
