They hand out tickets for speeding. And wreckless driving and racing. I got a speeding ticket twice in my life. The first in about 1980,riding a Sportbike,on a deserted hi-way(so I thought)and I pulled over and waited for the cop to catch up.He was so confused at that, that he almost let me go.But I was going waaaay too fast. As I recall, that little oversight on my part cost me $369. The second time was just a couple of years ago, and was totally unintentional.I got busted for 6kph over the limit, and $169. So in 47 years that's two.
But in about 2002 or thereabouts, I found out that doing a 200ft,full lock, 360* slide around a 4-pac of grain silos on private property, several times, with an ensuing dust-cloud many meters high,is considered imprudent driving.After the cop got done laughing, he says to me; "you know I'm gonna have to give you a ticket,right? You just can't do that here, but you're pretty good at it." I just hung my head , and bit my tongue....... apparantly my car had caught his eye, and he'd been shadowing me,"in case I got out of line". heehee. He shoulda seen me earlier, I love sliding.
Another 369 or so dollars, can't recall;but no more tickets in that car since.
I've been a good boy since about that time, so I can spend the gas-money I save, on tickets,heehee;kinda like paying it forward.By the local constabulary seeing me putter along 99% of the time, Ima hoping to get away with a little excitement now and then.Seems to be working.
I guess there's no ticket's for too-rapid acceleration, cuz in 47 years they've never busted me for that one. lol. or 4 wheel brake sliding. Or drifting a little around the corners.And I'm pretty sure my pipes are a little too loud. They're good ol' boys. Or too busy chowing down at the donut shop,heehee.
But in case you're seeing me as a contender for the Dukes of Hazzard, naw I quit jumping the Barracuda. I mean that poor thing is 48 years old, and there's no telling what might happen if it lands a little funny,

Mostly now I'm driving like people expect a 63 year old to drive.
I'm never late either, cuz I leave a lil sooner.