doctors

[Bigdummy]

>
>
> (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
> 700,000.
>
> (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
> per year are 120,000.
>
> (C) Accidental deaths per physician
> are 0.171
>
> Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
> Health and Human Services.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Now think about this:
> Guns
>
> (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
> is 80,000,000.
>
> (Yes, that's 80 million)
>
> (B) The number of accidental gun deaths
> per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
>
> (C) The number of accidental deaths
> per gun owner is ..0000188
>
> Statistics courtesy of FBI
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> So, statistically, doctors are approximately
> 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
> Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
> This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Please alert your friends
> to this alarming threat.
>
> We must ban doctors
> before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Out of concern for the public at large,
> We withheld the statistics on
> lawyers for fear the shock would cause
> people to panic and seek medical attention!
>

 

[My 72 340]

+1

 

[69B-Cuda]

+2!!

 

[67 Power Wagon]

+3

 

[magnumdart]

Yes, beware of doctors with high capacity magazine waiting rooms.

 

[65cuda360]

Maybe we should send a lawyer to every doctor for them to test every procedure on to make sure it's safe to perform on humans....

 

[cannucky]

x2

 

[67 Power Wagon]

I 3rd that notion! Lets do the one that's trying to screw over my family from my Fathers trade...............FIRST! Anyone of you can pick the Doctor office you wish, I'll send him there in a body bag if you'll ask the doc if that's ok............ lmao