FOR SALE: Toilet paper

[Car Nut]

I’m set...

 

[mopar head]

What kinda of warranty? I mean, if I get it and I'm not happy are you gonna leave me to run you through the mud on an internet forum? I gotta know what I'm gettin into here.

Only if you supply me with a 20 roll pak, to wipe all the mud off when yer finished with me, but I think you`ll be 100percent satisfied with results.

 

[mopar head]

Will you trade for this? It will do a comparable job.....

JW

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Absolutely, but we each cover our own shipping costs

 

[mopar head]

Buddy’s wife has 200 rolls in the back of the van. i dunno, in case of roadside emergency??

Send her to eastern panhandle of WV we`re out here!

 

[Car Nut]

Not to hijack but I got the good stuff.

 

[Cope]

Just use the old army trick.

You take one square, fold it in half, then rip a small half moon out.
Unfold the square.
Now you have a square with a hole in the middle.

Stick your finger through the hole.
Use your finger to scrap your B hole clean.
Use the small circle to clean your finger and put the square back in your pocket!!

 

[mopar head]

Not to hijack but I got the good stuff.

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OH OH OH I`ve been wanting rolls of those for years, well before the shortage! trade?

 

[70 Buster 340]

How much to ship 'insured' to 32905 ?

 

[MerlinsMopar]

That coronavirus must really make you have to wipe your *** a lot! This post is hilarious. Lmao!

 

[toolmanmike]

All competitors are not allowed to comment! LOL

We call that a hijack. LOL

 

[toolmanmike]

I’m set...

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I'm covered there.

 

[Dfr360cuda]

Just use the old army trick.

You take one square, fold it in half, then rip a small half moon out.
Unfold the square.
Now you have a square with a hole in the middle.

Stick your finger through the hole.
Use your finger to scrap your B hole clean.
Use the small circle to clean your finger and put the square back in your pocket!!

..............
I'll just take a sock off.

 

[ragtopfury]

If it's partially used, how was it used?

The mods should shut this down for false advertising. .. It is not used. It's still white........... And I don't want to buy it anyway. I just want to borrow it. I'll do my best to roll it back up when I'm done with it.

 

[mopar head]

How much to ship 'insured' to 32905 ?

Insurance value could change by the minute, you should probably insure for$100 , since monday would be the time I could determine shipping.
You would also have to determine which shipper would least likely lose your shipment conveniently.

 

[Alaskan_TA]

absolutely, just add 3 percent for fees!

Did you mean 3 poo-scent?

 

[mopar head]

The mods should shut this down for false advertising. .. It is not used. It's still white........... And I don't want to buy it anyway. I just want to borrow it. I'll do my best to roll it back up when I'm done with it.

Non returnable non refundable. non borrowable! LOL

 

[Garrett Ellison]

If someone needs 144 rolls of toilet paper for a two week quarantine, then they probably should have went to a doctor a long time ago! I just want to know where all the hysteria is coming from that toilet paper has suddenly become the great commodity of this era. During the spanish flu of 1918, was there a run on Sears and Roebuck catalogs?

 

[Ddaddy]

With as much weight as I have lost, I have enough old over sized clothes that can be cut up into squares to last my family 2 years.

 

[69conv]

I think used means he only used 1 side. I'm gonna need close ups before I bid.

 

[MoparMike1974]

90% of the population would die off if a real pandemic, apocalypse, etc happened. Wipe you *** like they did in the old days. Cloth rags that you washed when you were finished. No im not old enough to remember those days but I sure dont feel the need to hoard toilet paper. There are just too many alternatives you could use in a desperate situation.
Here is a free tip. Leaves work great but not dry leaves....or poison ivy leaves.

 

[Yunick13]

Is it American made or Chinese made? Some of our toilet paper comes from China

 

[mopar head]

I went to a second store today, not only TP was wiped out all the friggen paper towels were too! I did`nt look but I imagine tissue paper was sold out too. WTH?

 

[bcschief]

Crappy deal I will pass

 

[Garrett Ellison]

Barn Find. Open to offers. No low ballers, I know what I have here.

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Damn Straight! If I couldn't get at least a couple of hundred dollars bill out of that, I'd go on the YouTube with it posting a pissed off tirade against all the lowballers before throwing it into a fire!

 

[bcschief]

hurricane season started early this year