funny thing about covid

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  1. gdrill

    gdrill If you drink, think, before you type...... FABO Gold Member

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    People should read the Emergency Authorization put in place for it.

    It is NOT listed as a vaccine.
     
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    • tjpatte

      tjpatte Well-Known Member

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      Additionally, the CDC changed the definition of vaccine from Immunity to Protection in September.
       
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      • Ahoey

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        It never will be just like polio it still exists just not in epidemic proportions
         
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          There we go, we agree on something. I will also add that as the virus mutates it will become weaker, but probably more transmittable. Doesn’t do it any good to kill the host.
           
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          The virus mutates, we learn, if we don’t learn, we die. There will be others down the road hopefully this one teaches us something about the next. My opinion
           
        • JoePowers

          JoePowers '65 Barracuda, my daughter's high school ride

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          Which is why the CDC changed the definition of "vaccine." Because the COVID shot is not a vaccine by the traditional term.
           
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          • 66fyssh

            66fyssh Don't Stop Believin' FABO Gold Member

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            "You're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations," Biden said.
             
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            • Ironracer

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              Where's the " lol" and " bs" buttons?
               
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              • Deweywinger&howe

                Deweywinger&howe Well-Known Member

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                I heard everyone should get the vaccine & booster s until the drug co don’t need anymore $$
                Unless you’re an illegal alien or a congressman
                 
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                • LocuMob

                  LocuMob Fluid Technician

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                  I would, but I've had to work this whole time, and just can't seem to find the time. :lol:
                   
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                  • Deweywinger&howe

                    Deweywinger&howe Well-Known Member

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                    I can’t afford to get sick from the vaccine
                     
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                    • LocuMob

                      LocuMob Fluid Technician

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                      It shouldn't even be possible for 99.99% of the people to get sick from a vaccine. Maybe in the future, they will make a vaccine for Covid.
                       
                    • pauly

                      pauly MOPAR or no car! FABO Gold Member

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                      I believe the definition of vaccine has been changed 2 or 3 times since this fiasco started.
                       
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                      • LocuMob

                        LocuMob Fluid Technician

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                        Same with truth involving science.
                         
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                        • DustyDuster

                          DustyDuster Imfamous member

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                          I’m not panicking, but I did buy a 30 pack of tp and one gallon of maple syrup.
                           
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                          • thesiren74

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                          • toolmanmike

                            toolmanmike Moderator Staff Member FABO Gold Member

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                            :rofl:
                             
                          • dartindanno

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                            My cuz isn't vaccinated but his wife is along with the booster. He was on vacation at home for 2 weeks and she was working, got sick and tested positive for covid. Now he has covid with a cough but she is very ill. The shots do nothing
                             
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                            • Ahoey

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                              If she doesn’t die they did something and ya you’re going to quote 1000 people who got covid and didn’t die what about the 1.5 million that did nuff said
                               
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                              • Ironracer

                                Ironracer Gearhead

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                                Mortality rate is less than 2%.. now check those #s..
                                 
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                                • Cope

                                  Cope Fusing with fire FABO Gold Member

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                                  Im gonna quote this and answer before I read three pages.



                                  You are a good guy.

                                  That's why she picked you.

                                  You know how I know you are a good guy?

                                  No POS build a custom room for his kid.


                                  Stay well my friend.
                                   
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                                  • SLOPAR72

                                    SLOPAR72 Well-Known Member

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                                    1.5 million? Wow... Will you tell me the dyno numbers for my next build? It will make me feel good about myself......

                                    JW
                                     
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                                    • Ironracer

                                      Ironracer Gearhead

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                                      And that was a lie
                                       
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                                      • 66fyssh

                                        66fyssh Don't Stop Believin' FABO Gold Member

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                                        Yup. And he gets a free pass.

                                        The guy who cared deeply about America and didn't lie...in fact told the truth to a fault, got crucified every time he turned around.
                                         
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                                        • Cope

                                          Cope Fusing with fire FABO Gold Member

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                                          If I ask my dog what direction is north and he farts is that a lie?

                                          People that are senile CAN NOT tell a lie. Just like a crazy person cant testify and my dog cant tell true north.
                                           
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