WD 40 ? HA HA HA
The secret formula is burnt ATF, it really turns them on.
Hopefully not her WHOLE body is loosening up. Some parts need those tight tolerances.
LOLOLOL !!!YUP!!!i gotta tell you, not nearly as bad as i expected from you
Me too. Almost didn't click on it. Especially with the apology disclaimer.LOLOLOL !!!YUP!!!
Me too. Almost didn't click on it. Especially with the apology disclaimer.
If a certain part of her body is too loose, you can always use the sleeve theory for loose women to tighten it up again....
Stick a 12 lb ham up there and pull out the bone... Good as new....
im worried the whole thing is a set up
he is lulling us into a false sense of security
and before you know it, he will post on of his "regulars" and we'll all be scrambling for the eye bleach
A non virgin Newlywed gal had liver recommended from a friend as she was worried about her husband might feel she was too loose and not a virgin.If a certain part of her body is too loose, you can always use the sleeve theory for loose women to tighten it up again....
Stick a 12 lb ham up there and pull out the bone... Good as new....
Like throwing a hot dog down a hall way!If a certain part of her body is too loose, you can always use the sleeve theory for loose women to tighten it up again....
Stick a 12 lb ham up there and pull out the bone... Good as new....
Flopping around like a hot dog in a shirt sleeve. Just bang the hell out of the sides.Like throwing a hot dog down a hall way!
Happy Father's Day Mike... have a good one with familyFlopping around like a hot dog in a shirt sleeve. Just bang the hell out of the sides.
Thanks, to you as well.Happy Father's Day Mike... have a good one with family
Not touching this too sloppy for meim worried the whole thing is a set up
he is lulling us into a false sense of security
and before you know it, he will post on of his "regulars" and we'll all be scrambling for the eye bleach
As a surprise for her husband for their 25 anniversary a woman goes to a plastic surgeon and asked him if he could tighten up her nether region after having 3 kids.
He looked at her and said "No Problem?
So after the surgery she woke up in the recovery room and saw three bunches of red roses. She asked the nurse who the flowers were from. She said the first bunch is from the surgeon as he was very happy with the results of his work. The second bunch was from your husband she replied. He came in and looked and was so happy with the results. The woman said well isn't that nice but who is the third bunch from? The nurse said " Oh those are from a a guy in the burn unit thanking you for his new ears
Who?What did Sophia Lauren put behind her ears to attract men?
Her ankles.