inkjunkie
Well-Known Member
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> Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
> This nnouncement followed Jeff's decision to take advantage of
> President Obama's scheme to employ unemployed New York City
> youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
> documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a
> set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment; whereas
> Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
> dollars worth of high tech equipment.
> It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management
> team,
> as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more
than
> he
> bargained for!
> At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew
> able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds,
> they
> had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN and sold the car to Dale
> Ernhart Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of
Jeff
> Gordon's wife in the shower.
> Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
> This nnouncement followed Jeff's decision to take advantage of
> President Obama's scheme to employ unemployed New York City
> youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
> documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a
> set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment; whereas
> Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
> dollars worth of high tech equipment.
> It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management
> team,
> as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more
than
> he
> bargained for!
> At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew
> able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds,
> they
> had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN and sold the car to Dale
> Ernhart Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of
Jeff
> Gordon's wife in the shower.
