So I go into a bathroom when gassin' up the "Black menace" (see avatar)
and FLUSHED MY PHONE down the thing.
It didn't quite make it the first time, and I thought, "Hell, it'll never work again, and if it does, "I" sure's 'ell don' want it.
So I flushed it AGAIN
Drove clear out to Verizon to see if I was qualified for a "free phone," nope --not till October.
On the way in the parking lot, I had to explain to "some woman" that "here in the U.S. we drive on the RIGHT half of the road."
and.............drove home and ..........re...........activated...........my old phone.
and FLUSHED MY PHONE down the thing.
It didn't quite make it the first time, and I thought, "Hell, it'll never work again, and if it does, "I" sure's 'ell don' want it.
So I flushed it AGAIN
Drove clear out to Verizon to see if I was qualified for a "free phone," nope --not till October.
On the way in the parking lot, I had to explain to "some woman" that "here in the U.S. we drive on the RIGHT half of the road."
and.............drove home and ..........re...........activated...........my old phone.















