Oops, disregard that

[diymirage]

So me and the family went out to dinner today and since we were on the far end of town I decided to stop by the pet shop

While we were there I passed by the dog section and saw this cool collar
So I put on the studded dog collar and went up to the wife

Remember honey?
I said

Yeah, she replied, I don't
Whatever you were thinking...that wasn't me


Oops

 

[K.O. SWINGER]

To that I would have quickly replied I didn't tell you about the dream I had where you had on the studded dog collar and you really liked it ruff

 

[diymirage]

To that I would have quickly replied I didn't tell you about the dream I had where you had on the studded dog collar and you really liked it ruff

she would look good in those knee high boots too

 

[67Dart273]

One time I was in a thrift store looking at a used shock collar. I've never fiddled with them

Someone came back and said something about "an unruly dog?"

I said "yeah, my neighbors, only thing is, I don't know if I can GET THIS ON MY NEIGHBOR by myself!!!