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Ok, here's some new campaign information from headquarters...


People die every day in the United States from things other than illness or natural causes.
How many die each day and what do they die from?

115 die from accidental drug overdose

97 die from motor vehicle accidents

88 die from accidental falls

52 die from suicide

36 die from misc accidents other than listed

30 die from murder by handgun

13 die from choking

9 die from drowning

7 die from fire/smoke

5 die from suffocation

2 die from firearm accidents

<1 die from murder by long gun

<0.25 die from mass murder attacks using assault weapons


We will use real data to make real policy decisions. Spin doesn't matter...facts do. Guns aren't the giant problem people like to pretend they are despite the political play they get. Reality is that there are far more important issues to focus on to help make Americans safer. Fix the big problems first and leave emotions out of it.

No spin, just facts. Remaking America Awesome!
 
Ok, here's some new campaign information from headquarters...


People die every day in the United States from things other than illness or natural causes.
How many die each day and what do they die from?

115 die from accidental drug overdose

97 die from motor vehicle accidents

88 die from accidental falls

52 die from suicide

36 die from misc accidents other than listed

30 die from murder by handgun

13 die from choking

9 die from drowning

7 die from fire/smoke

5 die from suffocation

2 die from firearm accidents

<1 die from murder by long gun

<0.25 die from mass murder attacks using assault weapons


We will use real data to make real policy decisions. Spin doesn't matter...facts do. Guns aren't the giant problem people like to pretend they are despite the political play they get. Reality is that there are far more important issues to focus on to help make Americans safer. Fix the big problems first and leave emotions out of it.

No spin, just facts. Remaking America Awesome!

Much of that list consists of "accidental" deaths.

Too much of that list consists of gun deaths. Gun deaths aren't accidental.
 
455 Americans die everyday from causes listed above. 33 of them are gun related (7%). 67% are from drug overdose, vehicle accidents and falls.

The priority is obvious. Stop people from overdosing and falling down in their vehicles!
 
455 Americans die everyday from causes listed above. 33 of them are gun related (7%). 67% are from drug overdose, vehicle accidents and falls.

The priority is obvious. Stop people from overdosing and falling down in their vehicles!

100% of statistics listed in forum threads are bullshit.
 
I joined that forum yesterday and read some stuff. Then I realized there were a few members in there that were damaging to my mental health.

I tried to add one to my ignore list, but got a message that said I couldn't put a staff member (Moderator or Admin) on ignore.

I bailed out and decided that the political forum wasn't for me.
 
I joined that forum yesterday and read some stuff. Then I realized there were a few members in there that were damaging to my mental health.

I tried to add one to my ignore list, but got a message that said I couldn't put a staff member (Moderator or Admin) on ignore. So, I bailed out and decided that the political forum wasn't for me.
I have found MOST in there have closed minds. So I bailed as well
 
100% of statistics listed in forum threads are bullshit.
Check the CDC and other sites for real data and make your own decision.

This is the Coffee thread. Designed to be fun and not particularly serious. Making more of it than that doesn't make sense. You don't think I'm really running for President do you? Think of this place like it's SNL...
 
Check the CDC and other sites for real data and make your own decision.

This is the Coffee thread. Designed to be fun and not particularly serious. Making more of it than that doesn't make sense. You don't think I'm really running for President do you? Think of this place like it's SNL...
O I know, just saying something before it gets out of hand. My favorite thread.
 
100% of statistics listed in forum threads are bullshit.

Check the CDC and other sites for real data and make your own decision.

This is the Coffee thread. Designed to be fun and not particularly serious. Making more of it than that doesn't make sense. You don't think I'm really running for President do you? Think of this place like it's SNL...


<<< Google the quote under my username.

The 100% quote listed above was me being Presidential :)
 

I really am running for president. I think all citizen should be issued and expected to use semi automatic weapons. I believe drugs and alcohol and guns are a great combination... postitution is victimless... travel trailers are acceptable dwelling... the prettiest girl does win the beauty pageant.... fat girls shouldn't be waitresses.. sex should be between members of the opposite sex, of the same species... you should pay for your own damn food... you should pay for own damn house... and nobody owes you ****! There it is...
 
I really am running for president. I think all citizen should be issued and expected to use semi automatic weapons. I believe drugs and alcohol and guns are a great combination... postitution is victimless... travel trailers are acceptable dwelling... the prettiest girl does win the beauty pageant.... fat girls shouldn't be waitresses.. sex should be between members of the opposite sex, of the same species... you should pay for your own damn food... you should pay for own damn house... and nobody owes you ****! There it is...
I mostly agree! :thumbsup:
 
I really am running for president. I think all citizen should be issued and expected to use semi automatic weapons. I believe drugs and alcohol and guns are a great combination... postitution is victimless... travel trailers are acceptable dwelling... the prettiest girl does win the beauty pageant.... fat girls shouldn't be waitresses.. sex should be between members of the opposite sex, of the same species... you should pay for your own damn food... you should pay for own damn house... and nobody owes you ****! There it is...

Beauty pageants are won by the most political girl and the one who knows more people ......being pretty has nothing to do wit it anymore. There was a Beauty pageant thingy here and the winner looked like she was from planet of the apes but she had the richest dad and the most contacts. Really was BS.
 
Beauty pageants are won by the most political girl and the one who knows more people ......being pretty has nothing to do wit it anymore. There was a Beauty pageant thingy here and the winner looked like she was from planet of the apes but she had the richest dad and the most contacts. Really was BS.
People do get pissed when the prettiest girl wins. Not that i give 2 sh!ts, but it seems common sense...
 
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