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I live 8 miles out of town. I cannot see my neighbors houses. One night I was outside working or something and had to go so I started to leave a pee and as I am finishing up the neighbor lady 1/2 mile down the road was standing there with a smile on her face and she said "hi Tike" Scared the crap out of me. The big problem is she UGLY!
 
dartnabout said:
I live 8 miles out of town. I cannot see my neighbors houses. One night I was outside working or something and had to go so I started to leave a pee and as I am finishing up the neighbor lady 1/2 mile down the road was standing there with a smile on her face and she said "hi Tike" Scared the crap out of me. The big problem is she UGLY!
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She chased me for awhile. She kept asking why I had so much junk and why do I ride motorcycles. She has a horse and I said I don't have to shovel chit and feed them daily and if I want to ride I turn the key hit the starter and off I go. This crap went on for over a year and as I said she is UGLY. So one day we are at our neighbors auction and I was sitting on a glider and she comes over to sit beside me and I am thinking ...Great ...so she starts do you really need everything you have at your house. So the auction comes to the glider we are sitting on and I bought it! She looked at me and then got up and huffed then walked away and she hasn't talked to me since...what a kook!
 
dartnabout said:
She chased me for awhile. She kept asking why I had so much junk and why do I ride motorcycles. She has a horse and I said I don't have to shovel chit and feed them daily and if I want to ride I turn the key hit the starter and off I go. This crap went on for over a year and as I said she is UGLY. So one day we are at our neighbors auction and I was sitting on a glider and she comes over to sit beside me and I am thinking ...Great ...so she starts do you really need everything you have at your house. So the auction comes to the glider we are sitting on and I bought it! She looked at me and then got up and huffed then walked away and she hasn't talked to me since...what a kook!
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WOW what a nut case!
 
toolmanmike said:
We have talked about that. You get caught peeing in your yard you go on the pervert list with the rapist and child molesters. I don't think there are levels for that. You are or you aren't.
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I bet I go outside 65% of the time out here, if I see and drone (and I have ) 4 years ago. I just go to my hip and draw on it with just my hand, haven't seen another since.
 
dartnabout said:
I live 8 miles out of town. I cannot see my neighbors houses. One night I was outside working or something and had to go so I started to leave a pee and as I am finishing up the neighbor lady 1/2 mile down the road was standing there with a smile on her face and she said "hi Tike" Scared the crap out of me. The big problem is she UGLY!
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dartnabout said:
I live 8 miles out of town. I cannot see my neighbors houses. One night I was outside working or something and had to go so I started to leave a pee and as I am finishing up the neighbor lady 1/2 mile down the road was standing there with a smile on her face and she said "hi Tike" Scared the crap out of me. The big problem is she UGLY!
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A half mile !! My god did she have a set of binoculars or something, I have a friggin forest around me, if I want to make a wet spot on my yard (always beside a tree oy van, I am going to.
 
memike said:
I bet I go outside 65% of the time out here, if I see and drone (and I have ) 4 years ago. I just go to my hip and draw on it with just my hand, haven't seen another since.
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Me too. THe only neighbor's house I can see I se barely through a small patch of woods at the north end of the house and it's not even occupied.
 
memike said:
A half mile !! My god did she have a set of binoculars or something, I have a friggin forest around me, if I want to make a wet spot on my yard (always beside a tree oy van, I am going to.
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Me and you both, brother!
 
memike said:
A half mile !! My god did she have a set of binoculars or something, I have a friggin forest around me, if I want to make a wet spot on my yard (always beside a tree oy van, I am going to.
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She was always walking the road. She was in decent shape but UGLY! Did I say that before? So she was walking by and saw me in the yard and decided to come over and talk to me. I am forested as well as I say I cannot see a neighbor in any direction but I only have neighbors on 3 sides
 
Well, it didn't get into the 40s last night, that's a bit of improvement, didn't miss by much though :lol: .
Dunkin's Midnight in the espresso machine this morning :D. Charlie the Swinger had fuel gauge issues too, don't remember exactly what they were. My functional fuel gauge was a little notebook with odometer readings and dates and knowledge of Charlie's MPG and a calculator :lol:
 
You and Fred have the same neighbor? LOL
dartnabout said:
She was always walking the road. She was in decent shape but UGLY! Did I say that before? So she was walking by and saw me in the yard and decided to come over and talk to me. I am forested as well as I say I cannot see a neighbor in any direction but I only have neighbors on 3 sides
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Morning !
 
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