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Dam why did I not think of this earlier Tim is from the land of fruit and nuts, how bad can feet and crème be?
 
Tyke. I did pack that master cyl.
Along with some wall art hub caps i hade for Dave.
Heck i even baked a cake.
I think the rats chewed thru the box a little last night while i was sleeping behind the dumpster.
Im sure its still good.
 
Tyke. I did pack that master cyl.
Along with some wall art hub caps i hade for Dave.
Heck i even baked a cake.
I think the rats chewed thru the box a little last night while i was sleeping behind the dumpster.
Im sure its still good, has a few more raisins on it though!
 
Ahhh...I fight the mice all the time and a rat is between mouse nd squirrel so no problem there.
 
Vacuumed about 4 pounds of sunflower seeds out of the air inlet on an f150 today. 4 cylinders misfiring. Some bad fuel in town, thats 3 in 2 weeks. Glad i dont buy gas there.
 
I thought the traveling circus closed, must be wrong, wonder where it will show up next?
 
Vacuumed about 4 pounds of sunflower seeds out of the air inlet on an f150 today. 4 cylinders misfiring. Some bad fuel in town, thats 3 in 2 weeks. Glad i dont buy gas there.
How the hell they get in there? That's a lot of seeds!
 
Meeces!! I hate meeces to pieces!!
I wired some hardware cloth over the inlet,chew through that you little effers....
 
Meeces!! I hate meeces to pieces!!
I wired some hardware cloth over the inlet,chew through that you little effers....
Sounds like a trucks exhaust I got on startup, acorns came out of the tailpipe like a blast from a shotgun and the cat was a smoker for a while, pretty funny actually.
 
When one of the tractors would be left in the field I would drop a walnut or two down the pipe. Whoever fired it up got a surprise. I remember one time I was in the next field doing something and I heard my Dad scream you G D little A$$ hole I get you I am gonna warm your a$$ good. You miserable little Bastid.....I laughed for an hour and that's when he finished the field he was in. But by then he was calmed down some.
 
When one of the tractors would be left in the field I would drop a walnut or two down the pipe. Whoever fired it up got a surprise. I remember one time I was in the next field doing something and I heard my Dad scream you G D little A$$ hole I get you I am gonna warm your a$$ good. You miserable little Bastid.....I laughed for an hour and that's when he finished the field he was in. But by then he was calmed down some.
Oh crap that would be funny they go straight up to the flap right?
 
They will open the flap up and still go 12' plus in the air. They were the old Farmals. It wouldn't fire right away because they were in there but boy when they did....I was a quarter mile away and could hear him yelling. I was always doing it.
 
One of the municipality excavators got vandalized.dropped a tube of grease down the stack. It really smoked. For hours.
I never thought of that one....Shoot I missed on that one. I did smear grease or oil on the exhaust and it would smoke until it burned off.
 
Another good one to do, hell I have a ton of them take a large tie wrap and put it around the driveshaft up front and leave the tail there so it hits on the floor boards while driving funny stuff there.
 
Drove my old boss nuts for a month he bought a Honda hybrid new, his wife worked on base and was in on this one well we would take like a cap full of antifreeze and put it on the ground under the engine and his wife did the same at home in the garage, well he could not figure it out after a bunch of times to the dealer to fix it under warrantee, it only had a few hundred miles on it. Well one day he decided to check the antifreeze and it was yellow in color the stuff we were using was green, he was pissed, do not think he ever figured out who was doing it to him!
 

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