Mopar-Man
Big Block Better Burnout
My wife is making me crazy; won't give me a clue what she wants. Well, she told me to get her some flannel lined jeans and car seat covers, and I got those, but I know she's getting me the cutting and welding set for my oxyacetylene torch, so I gotta come up with something for her that costs 'round about $150 just to keep up. So I thought: No problem: Jewelry is always good. Then she says "Don't get me any more jewelry." Sheesh. But she did say she wants a birdhouse and a cement cross to put in the lawn. I looked everywhere for a cement lawn cross. Angels, monks, madonnas, gnomes, deer, frogs, ya' cn get all that stuff, but just a reg'lar cross is hard to find. But look what I found this morning on FacebookView attachment 1715122758 , right up the road here in Gratz! I'm goin'.
Don't do it! Next she will hand you a shovel and tell you the hole needs to be six feet deep!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist














