Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

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Who will win this race???

  1. jpar with his home built wonder 408 stroker

    15 vote(s)
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  2. yellow rose with his check book built little 340

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    11.4%
  3. the spectators who come to watch

    8 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. there will be no race as jpar and YR are as full of poop as a Christmas goose.

    55 vote(s)
    62.5%
  1. j par

    j par Well-hung Member

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    First things first the Count's name is count. He's the count of count so he is count count.
    Now that the important stuff is out of the way!
    We are for a bodies only! I mean you and me and everybody on here! LOL I don't think there's any for a bodies only governing body that makes up races or anything like that? LOL
     
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      Just because I seem to be the closest and stepped up and had the nuts to call this closet racer or oops bench racer out, I have to get ridiculed?!
       
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      ^^^^ waiting for YR response .......
      :popcorn:
       
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        yellow rose Overnight Sensation

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        YOU told ME to blame my WIFE for my kidney stone. So I did. And I got to ride the couch. If I didn't hurt so bad I would have driven over and crashed on YOUR couch.

        That was bad advice.
         
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          I have to make an emergency trip over to your side of the state to help an idiot. A village idiot so I can get back to my regular stuff. Going to be a fly by trip because I have to come back for a doctor appointment on June 4 I think.
           
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          Oh boy you like to dig yourself in deeper and deeper don't you! My only advice was to tell your wife the truth what you said! Now you got to go back and tell her that I gave you bad advice by telling you to tell the truth.
          If that's your philosophy I recommend a more comfortable couch!
          EDIT: AND IT AIN'T MINE!
           
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              Chocula?

              He has a cerial named after him.
               
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                I thought it was “The”....
                 
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                  I'm positive that came later as a gimmick by the cereal company that's not his real first name first time. They may have done something with money to change his name but it had to have been count count from the beginning on Sesame Street not on a cereal box.
                  I don't know about drag racing, but I'll take this subject to the mat! LOL:poke:
                   
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                  Well you were wrong, sorry..
                  The -- LOL! :poke:
                   
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                  I think someone should give me a vote for that answer Alone number one and put me in the lead of this cockamamie race!
                   
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                    Didn't hot rod cartoons have a Count Dragula?
                     
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                      Post #346
                      Who is that Muppet in that picture?
                       
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                      Originally from Sesame Street?
                       
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                      I'll give you a minute here to look it up on the internet....
                       
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                      Hot rod cartoons was way before Sesame Street.
                       
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                        By the way what have you done with yellow rose?
                        He seems to be missing in action.
                         
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                          Looks like I made him tell his wife the truth for once and he's in big huge trouble! LOL
                           
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                            The back of the real important stuff that's count count! From Sesame Street! Damn it! LOL!
                             
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                            Dragula is 1965 and Sesame Street is 1969. Dragula wins.
                             
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                            No come on play fair(did I spell fair correctly?) here that question was who was in that picture.
                             
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                            I think it's spelled "far". If you live in the south.
                            Okay but he still looks like count chocula.
                             
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                            But my point is he was before count chocula and count chocula looks like him! No?
                             
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                              Got my Oregonian Brothers back, it is clearly Count Count! Decision
                              J par. As for the muppet reference, the time in question is a bit blurry. The last I remember we had to Bear left at the fork in the road, and darn it there was the fork. We laughed so hard I don't remember anything from there. I think it went down hill. And as for YR I always suggest truth when dealing with interrogation by partner. That being said they darn sure got to ask the right question tho! Keep Oregon weird! You two have a fine soda pop toast to the demise of all things not important!
                               
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