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What do you call a deer with no eyes???
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No eye deer
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball???
Juan on Juan
Cope
Fusing with fire
What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I'll hang around.
You go on a head, I'll hang around.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Whatever, all day. He aint coming.
Whatever, all day. He aint coming.
plymouth67
It be a lot cooler if you did...
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?......Eileen (I lean)
JDMopar
Well-Known Member
Nothing…..you already told her twice!
plymouth67
It be a lot cooler if you did...
I wasnt gonna go there....but.....
Why do women have shorter feet?
plymouth67
It be a lot cooler if you did...
So she can get closer to the stove....
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eye deer!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that falls out of a moving boat? Skip!
Still no eye deer!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that falls out of a moving boat? Skip!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs playing in a pile of leaves? Russell!
Cope
Fusing with fire
What do you call a guy with no legs at your door?
Mat!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean?
Bob!
Mat!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean?
Bob!
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the trunk? jack
funwithfuel
Well-Known Member
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the wall?
Art
Art
What good does it do to call them??? They can't come...
What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs in a hole in the street???
Phil....
Phil....
You shouldn't hit your wife/gf...
If you don't like her now, you're not going to like her any better with two black eyes and a swollen face...
You may as well key your own car...
pishta
I know I'm right....
Nothing grows in the shade.....Oops, that's only Dolly Parton's!
JDMopar
Well-Known Member
You shouldn't hit your wife/gf...
If you don't like her now, you're not going to like her any better with two black eyes and a swollen face...
You may as well key your own car...
I hit the agree button, even though I was the one who answered the question. That joke is old as the hills....lol. If I was ever to hit my wife, I'd be afraid to go to sleep for the rest of my life! 
JDMopar
Well-Known Member
If girls with tig ol bitties work at Hooters, where do girls with a wooden leg work?
IHOP!
IHOP!
If girls with tig ol bitties work at Hooters, where do girls with a wooden leg work?
IHOP!
That gives a whole new meaning to 'tipping' your waitress...
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
What do you call a guy born without shins?
Tony.
Tony.
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