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Yep I here ya AJ looks good in the box but when it's unwrapped gets kinda saggy.ya know when you're making jello, and you pour it into a vessel, it takes on the shape of whatever vessel you poured it into. But if you peel off that vessel, then that jello soon returns to it's former state.
Been single for 14 years and still haven't slapped anything with a good jingle.It's like "false advertising", to the untrained mind. Nice to look at but I ain't buying it.
I think a lotta young men forget that the part of the woman you see, is only 1/4 of the woman, and probably the least important part. Of the four I mean,lol.
I figured out a long time ago,loving is a decision.
After I got past the lust of the flesh, I chose to love my wife. I had to. I made her a promise on our wedding day. So If I have to,a promise is a promise. It follows then, that might as well enjoy it.I mean "for as long as you both shall live" is a long time. Then the kids came along and I chose to love those little strangers. Love is just doing for others, what you would have them do for you, but without the thought of what can I get out of this. It's the next step up from kindness.
But it's sure nice if she happens to also be shapely.
And even nicer if close in intellectual prowess.
And infinitely nicer if you are both on the same spiritual level.
Even yesterdays jello still tastes nice and smells nice, and when you slap it, it has a nice jiggle to it.
Well, make a batch of jello, and get back to us...tomorrowBeen single for 14 years and still haven't slapped anything with a good jingle.
I would diymirage but still looking for a box of Jello that says firm enough to slap.. lolWell, make a batch of jello, and get back to us...tomorrow
At least your chasing 1 woman so you can be perverted as you want.I try to slap my wife's plump bottom several times a day just to watch the ripples. I mean feel the ripples. It's a ritual. It started in 1976. I slap her, and she calls me a pervert. I squeeze the jello, and I'm still a pervert. I cop a feel and I'm still a pervert. I steal a peek down her blouse, and you guessed it, I'm a pervert. This is going on for 43 years now, so, by now, I must be about the biggest pervert on the face of the Earth.
Finally, someone sicker than me.At least your chasing 1 woman so you can be perverted as you want.
ME, I some day want to go to WALMART and climb on an electric shopping cart and chase the old ladies through the store and see how many I can fit in my shopping cart before the batteries go dead. LOL
I'm a bad boy. lolFinally, someone sicker than me.
Gotta have a sick moment once in awhile at my age. lolYou guys are sick.......I like it!
True but the swinging from tree to tree kinda went out the window.our age
Old men have seen a lotta things, and our imaginations are no less able.
And like the smell of flowers on a warm spring morning, the call of the jiggle is hard to refuse
Smart man I like him.One of my dad's favorite sayings "a dirty mind is a joy forever"
I can still bend over the government has me trained good, just paid my taxes.If I drop a dime now, it ain't worth it to me to try to pick it up anymore. Even if I'm alone...
I can still do chin-ups all day tho, ..... well at least two or three in a row. Hey wait, that was a couple of years ago, and I'm way stronger now. I better go try it again...........
our age
Old men have seen a lotta things, and our imaginations are no less able.
And like the smell of flowers on a warm spring morning, the call of the jiggle is hard to refuse