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Subject: The ***** Study In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's ***** was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex...

Even when you are having a really bad day, someone will still try to screw you ... MARY

no matter who you did or did not vote for this is funny... look for the basket ball at the end.. So Long To Ya, 2010 | Funny Video Animation by JibJab MARY click on the title on the video box

YouTube - Lynyrd Skynyrd- Still Unbroken Yall's not gonna be able to sit still to watch this one I guarantee!! ~Mary

Little Johnny asks his buddy, Roy, "Do you think if you were riding your donkey and someone threw a rock at you and you fell off, would you be considered stoned off your ***?" :scratch: :-k

YouTube- "You Picked a Fine Time to Lead Us, Barack" by Jonathan McWhite :snakeman:

I saw this one yesterday... I HAD to post it!! <<Sorry Fellas>> "NICE TRUCK" :bootysha::bootysha:

This song I dedicate to the 29 miners who lost their lives making sure our lights stay on. This tragic accident happened just 20 miles south of my home. When the explosion happened it literally shook my house. Pray for their families. This one goes out to the LOST SOULS of Montcoal...

Donald and Daisy Duck got married and went on their honey moon trip to the local Motel 8. Daisy asked Donald,"Did you bring 'Protection?" Donald replied,"Oh, no I forgot! Let me see if the guy at the front desk has anything." So he hopped on down to the front desk. After looking the clerk...

Well my FABO family, now I would like to announce that my family has been adopted by a beautiful mamma-to-be cat. I expect her to deliver in about a month or so. She is a Tabby/ Angora . My son Gregory brought her home Sunday. He has named her Lilo... our tom cat is named Stitch. here is...

My cousin lives in Elkins, West Virginia. He took the following picture in his driveway. Now he knows what happened to his beagles. He lost two this winter. My dad took this picture last week on the river bank behind his house. The DNR Officer came and confirmed it was a Mountain Loin...

You gotta see this. This man I know in the southern side of West Virginia... This is his driveway He finally can get his truck out!!

Well I did it. I left the gas cap for "Hester" on the trunk lid and drove off... I am in deep do-do. I went back to the gas station... not there. Up and down my street.... not there. Found one that locks on E-bag but waaaaay to expensive. So I am putting out feelers and asking, "Does...

Happy Birthday bwhitejr (60) joecuda (47) fishy68 (46) 416demon (45) 74duster Joe's73Dart (24) dartboy318 :wav:

We lost a member of our family tonight. Snicklefritz died of Feline Lukemia complicated by pneumonia tonight. She was such a sweet cat from the moment we found her, to having our family just fall in love with her... Rest In Peace my sweet baby girl ~MARY:sad7::cry::crybaby:

I want to wish a very Happy Birthday to a member that turns 57 today. A member that I hold near and dear to my heart. He is David Gillespie AKA grumpuscreature AKA my Husband. David is one of the kindest and wisest men I have ever known. He is My Best Friend and he is a great father to...

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper. :king:

Some of you might know I am a cat person. Well this morning, I had to take my youngest cat Snicklefritz to the Vet, and they kept her. She has a high fever, she has been rapidly loosing weight and this morning she woke me up screaming before she "yarked" all over the kitchen floor. As soon...

My Dear FABO FAMILY, :sad11: My husband David, AKA to you as "grumpuscreature" was admitted into the hospital early this afternoon. He was supposed to go to his 'regular doc' this morning, but she called the house this morning when she read his chart and told me to get him to the...

Why do some cowboys use rope to tie up their pants? :dontknow: 'Cause sheep can hear zippers! :shock:

I lost my Grand Mother this morning at 2 am. We called her Mamaw Ruth. Mamaw was 94 years old. Mamaw Ruth passed in her sleep of natural causes. Mamaw was born in January of 1915 in a 2 room log cabin in Braxton County, West Virginia. She only went to the 3rd grade, which was a lot of...

Ever wonder how to make a REAL PUMPKIN PIE??

F L U :pale: :sad4: :puker: I have Influenzia A My son Greg has type B just got a call from my brother in Richwood, Ohio. All 6 members of his household have the SWINE FLU. Any one else out there sick? 'Tis the season for sneezin'

This is good!!:toothy8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih6W19KTlZo

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the...

This guy's pretty good ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMQt7ARAqXs

My Dad said the other day he was out walking along the river bank when he saw a squirrel come to the edge of the water. Now, that squirrel saw an acorn on a rock at the very edge of the water. When the small animal reached out to pick the nut, a large mouth bass jumped out of that water...

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? :dontknow: Some traffic signs say "stop". :stop: :toothy10: