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Onions & Christmas Trees...
A family is at the dinner table and the son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The Father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of
breasts.
In her 20's, a woman's breasts are round and firm.
In her 40's they are like pears but hang a bit.
After 60 they are like onions."
"Onions"?, the son asked.
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
Well, this infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,
"Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases.
In his 20's, his Willie is like an oak tree - mighty and hard.
In his 30's to 40's, it is like a birch - flexible and reliable.
After his 60's, it is like a Christmas Tree."
"A Chr istmas tree? the daughter asked.
"'Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
A family is at the dinner table and the son asks his father,
"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The Father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of
breasts.
In her 20's, a woman's breasts are round and firm.
In her 40's they are like pears but hang a bit.
After 60 they are like onions."
"Onions"?, the son asked.
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
Well, this infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,
"Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases.
In his 20's, his Willie is like an oak tree - mighty and hard.
In his 30's to 40's, it is like a birch - flexible and reliable.
After his 60's, it is like a Christmas Tree."
"A Chr istmas tree? the daughter asked.
"'Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
