Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

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Who will win this race???

  1. jpar with his home built wonder 408 stroker

    15 vote(s)
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  2. yellow rose with his check book built little 340

    10 vote(s)
    11.4%
  3. the spectators who come to watch

    8 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. there will be no race as jpar and YR are as full of poop as a Christmas goose.

    55 vote(s)
    62.5%
  1. JBurch

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    Were you ever an invited guest at a wedding reception, and then bring along an uninvited guest in the form of the State Police..........August 22, 1977
     
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    Straight ginger ale for me.

    I don't do diet
     
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    I'm working on "acquiring" some time slips. I need to hook up with screws and see if I can borrow a couple of his time slips.
     
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      I think it's incredible how you can single-handedly change the fall equinox LOL and Proclaim summer has been extended LOL
      PAY UP SUCKER!!!
      Cope needs a new pair of shoes...
       
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        Maybe the title of this thread should read "Fall Race Announcement" . lol
         
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        • j par

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          No race Announcement...
           
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            At this point I'm thinking he dont even own a car.

            Seriously, if someone living relatively close to me challenged me to a race and my car was able to make the drive, (not on the lift with all the suspension cut out) I would do it.

            I would not drag it out for months. I'd show up, run my 14 or what ever said ass number his car pulls, shake hands with the other driver and call it a good day.

            Seems simple to me but then maybe I'm missing something...
             
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            • dartfreak75

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              Ok so I read the first three pages of smack talk and then skipped to the end I'm not reading 44 pages worth lol so from copes comments I'm assuming this race never happened?
               
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              This has been going on for 2 years in 2 different threads. It's the FABO soap opera, stay tuned for the next episode …………. When you are bored, you can always click on it and catch up on the latest... :D
               
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              • dartfreak75

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                I have caught several different hints at the topic on multiple threads. Should we start a poll on whether it will ever happen Haha. I'm following this tho I want to see it happen!
                 
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                  I think you're missing the five and a half hour drive. With a trailer in the car each way gas? Flat tire on the trailer? Either way? The $35 entry fee the $10 license fee and the gas for the race....
                   
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                    I would be lucky to afford just the track fee. The trip back and forth or its expenses. Someone has to spend the night somewhere also hotel fee? Where all to old to do this trip all in one day!
                    And I absolutely didn't set up the challenge to drive myself that far.
                     
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                      Yea that's a biggie. How about you both just make passes and separate strips and post your time slips best out of 3?
                       
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                      This is a great idea!
                       
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                        Back in July I stired the pot, lighted a fuse, tried to shame the contestants into declaring Day, time, place when this farce would take place........JPar made the challenge, has showered us with countless pages of "me, me, me, I, I, I" about what he is doing, yet has not stated day, time, place, which he could do by default as YR has not done so as the one challenged (maybe he is challenged in ways more so than we thought), he did declare as stated in the title of this thread "........it will happen".........well it hasn't and most likely it won't......it's a mutual stroke fest going on and they are receiving too much attention to give it up........they probably agreed long ago to see how long they could drag this out before it collapsed under its own weight, or we just gave up.........

                        As warrior's, Worf would say"they have no Honer", and they don't.........they can't even make a simple challenge drag race happen..........the 2 stooges
                         
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                          That's a little harsh isn't it? Especially since noone here has any stake whatsoever in this challenge!
                           
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                            Then I guess I'm harsh..........................
                             
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                              Haha yes sir I guess it does. I wont hold it against ya! :poke:
                               
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                                  Thing is..........THOSE dildos are ACTUALLY RACING..........................
                                   
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                                  • Cope

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                                    I got a stake in the race. I bet YR that he would loose, by a no show OR at the stripe.
                                    So.......

                                    I'm just waiting and watching to see when I should send him my pay pall info.....
                                     
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                                      Just post your PP info here and don't forget your pass code.
                                       
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                                        You're the biggest goof on this entire planet I swear sometimes. The I,I,I and me, me, me, is me saying I'm ready? I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! What part of that don't you understand? I can't set a date for somebody to drive across two states! That made a challenge to me? I swear sometimes you take doofus to a whole new level!
                                        even though I wouldn't even be able to afford likely to go to the track sometimes if he was to travel all that way I would be obligated to drop most everything and be there?
                                        Also since yellow rose cannot change the winter equinox no matter how hard he tries and the summer was over on the 22nd maybe he would be willing to guarantee on his for a bodies only reputation that he would make the first opportunity in the Spring. sometimes we don't know what really goes on in people's personal lives to not let them be able to do the things they want to. Let's not be too hard on people that just trying to have a little fun here.
                                        I could bust his nuts about this for another 6 months no problem! LOL
                                         
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                                            I will get right on that Haha!
                                             
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