On her Majesties Ebay Service.......LMAO

[67Dart273]

This is the damndest thing I've ever read.........................

Not sure what "My brother went to MIT" has to do with this or for that matter anything else.......


http://www.ebay.com/itm/161407336934

 

[DartVadar]

The guy can't be serious, it has to be a joke...

 

[cuda65vpt]

His brother might have gone to MIT, but he apparently didn't finish 3rd grade spelling.

 

[72Dodge]

I wish I had thought of putting titanium alloy valve covers on some of my Chevys before I blew their engines, since it makes it impossible. He should share that tip with GM.

 

[WRB426]

" I bring it up to 160 mph for 20 minutes, turn around and do 150 mph for 20 minutes back"

This just how I test drove my 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee before buying it.

 

[TrailBeast]

OH GOD, he has a book of his thinking.:banghead:

I wonder if the book goes in pointless circles too?

 

[Bulldozer]

what a fkn moron

 

[Hemioutlaw]

Sounds like a very knowledgeable man.

And duh any idiot knows when an engine blows, the shrapnel ALWAYS exits thru the Valve Covers hence the Titanium.

They are actually probably Neutronium with a Titanium overlay.



***** Credit Cosig Neutronium Lol*****

 

[grumpuscreature]

Now comes the classic "What were you lookin' for when you found this?"

 

[67Dart273]

This damn thing reads (no offense you overseas folks) like it was written in Chinese, translated to Russian, Hebrew and a few other things by an internet robot.

 

[67Dart273]

Now comes the classic "What were you lookin' for when you found this?"

Ebay's search engine is so screwed up it doesn't matter. I could've been looking for "lacey blue underwired bras" and the damn thing probably would have "hit."

 

[AlV]

Good lord man! It's like reading assembly instructions translated from Chinese to English.

All your base are belong to us...

 

[65cuda360]

Old, weird, foreign, and ill make for an interesting read. I'll make him a hell of a deal on 2 crown vic P.I.s.

 

[phogroian]

Want. I will buy this and fly like wind. He speaks with severe Knowledge...respect!!!!

 

[Hemioutlaw]

Want. I will buy this and fly like wind. He speaks with severe Knowledge...respect!!!!

Wonder if he was on Sputnik and got exposed to Gamma Rays or an Infected Asteroid?

 

[Bad Sport]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=&quot]If you could find this model in this condition. It will never be found. I know for a fact, all you can find wrecked or doesn’t exists.[/FONT][/FONT]

:scratch:

 

[67 Power Wagon]

Moron! 'Nuff said!

 

[magnumdart]

I think I'll let somebody else buy it. Sounds to me like it might attract gunfire, and apparently this secret service model came only with the bullet proof engine.

 

[AJ/FormS]

Comon guys, hes struggling with cancer. of the.....

 

[jimharvard]

so... how do you even begin to process an ad like this? i'm a pretty clever guy but i had to stop reading about half way through because my head was starting to hurt. naturally, i would feel for this guy if he does have cancer but the ad is so wacky that i'm not taking that as true. if he is a guy that is just confused and "english challenged" .. well... then i guess i have some empathy for him.

one thing i can say with some certainty, i doubt very much if this ad sells that car.

 

[67Dart273]

i doubt very much if this ad sells that car.

Certainly not to me, LMAO

I'm wondering if this is "Double Secret?" That might explain it better............

 

[Ben Drinkin]

You had me at 'severe knowledge'...

 

[None2Slow]

This may explain a lot...

"[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=&quot] I am anal retentive When it becomes perfect by man’s Standards today. I am the best at this."[/FONT][/FONT]

 

[cannucky]

"Please to be not making fun of me in front of my back "

 

[Hemioutlaw]

"please to be not making fun of me in front of my back "

hilarious !!!