Live like there's no tomorrow.
If you know, you know. If you don't, shut the F#@% up.
If you know, you know. If you don't, shut the F#@% up.
Post your favorite saying
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TheTecher
Evan the jeeper.
Yippy Kay Yay Motherf**ker
Only put off today, that which you won't regret, not being able to do tomorrow.
jaimus
Old School ASE Gold
If It Don't Fit, Force It,... If It Breaks, It Needed Replacing anyway...
You might think your hot sh*t on a silver platter, but the fact is all you are is a dried up turd on a paper plate.
66340SEDAN
FABO Member #3649
You can sleep when you are dead
Son of a @&¥#%!
southerneagle
Well-Known Member
I'm just hanging out like a hair on a biscuit.
My give a damns busted
Your the hang nail of my life, and I can't cut you out.
Your the hang nail of my life, and I can't cut you out.
pettybludart
Well-Known Member
You have me mistaken for someone that gives a Sh*Tdisgust
chryslerfat
Well-Known Member
It is what it is............ Why fight what you cant change.
daredevil
Well-Known Member
My lucks so bad.If it was raining pu$$y I,d get hit in the head with a d#ck.
ramcharger
Dismember
My Dad used to say this all the time: "Better than a kick in the head.." and you know what? He was right 100% of the time. 
A few more:
"I could fall in a barel of tits and come up without a nipple".
Umm, after this one I realized I really can't post the rest... all x rated.
A few more:
"I could fall in a barel of tits and come up without a nipple".
Umm, after this one I realized I really can't post the rest... all x rated.
68383GTS
Well-Known Member
Happier than a Fag in a dick tree!:hello2:
" Never pass up a perfect oppurtunity to shut up"
i've always heard it as "i'm so hungry i could eat the north end out of a south bound skunk"
If steamships were selling for a nickle apiece, I couldn't afford the
echo from the whistle.
echo from the whistle.
hemichuck
Well-Known Member
OK, I'll jump in but this might get lengthy,I'm from Kentucky so barely a word is spoken without some phrase being used.
"slower than a sick ***** on Sunday"
"She's got more curves than a West Virginia road map"
"my dogs is a barkin"
"I'm fallin apart like a 2 dollar suit"
"never let the truth stand in the way of a good story"
"Its not that I hate them but I feel better when their not around"
"he's queer as a 3 dollar bill" (just quoting sayings,not judging anyone)
I must be getting old, my mind just went blank...I hear so much of this its almost like background noise.
I'll leave you with a couple of personal favorites from my youth,. My Moms favorite to me was "I'll yank your arm out and beat you to death with the bloody end of it" I heard this quite often(deservingly so) and My mother claims that one came from her mother.
My Dad used to tell me to "keep my mouth shut and my ears open and I might learn something" and that was damn good advice. My Dads best was "the older you get, the smarter I get" which in my youthful mind meant that as he got older he gained more knowledge from being around me......But alas as I got older and had kids I figured out what it really meant was that as I got older and realized that I really didnt know anything, that his wisdom would become more apparent.(and boy was he right)
And last of all one of my very own sayings that I use all the time, "wealth and knowledge must skip a generation" (refering to my generation) because my Dads been telling me I was a dumbass for a long time and now my Son who possess's all of the knowledge in the universe seems to always tell me I'm a dumbass too.
"slower than a sick ***** on Sunday"
"She's got more curves than a West Virginia road map"
"my dogs is a barkin"
"I'm fallin apart like a 2 dollar suit"
"never let the truth stand in the way of a good story"
"Its not that I hate them but I feel better when their not around"
"he's queer as a 3 dollar bill" (just quoting sayings,not judging anyone)
I must be getting old, my mind just went blank...I hear so much of this its almost like background noise.
I'll leave you with a couple of personal favorites from my youth,. My Moms favorite to me was "I'll yank your arm out and beat you to death with the bloody end of it" I heard this quite often(deservingly so) and My mother claims that one came from her mother.
My Dad used to tell me to "keep my mouth shut and my ears open and I might learn something" and that was damn good advice. My Dads best was "the older you get, the smarter I get" which in my youthful mind meant that as he got older he gained more knowledge from being around me......But alas as I got older and had kids I figured out what it really meant was that as I got older and realized that I really didnt know anything, that his wisdom would become more apparent.(and boy was he right)
And last of all one of my very own sayings that I use all the time, "wealth and knowledge must skip a generation" (refering to my generation) because my Dads been telling me I was a dumbass for a long time and now my Son who possess's all of the knowledge in the universe seems to always tell me I'm a dumbass too.
That's one of my favorites. Some don't ever get it.
Another,
50% of something is better than 100% of nothing
Dusteriffic
Stink finger
Be nice to your kids because they pick the nursing home.
Barrycuda
Mopar Maniac Guru
And who says you can,t make honey out of dog ****
well don,t kick the **** pile if you don,t want it to stink
well don,t kick the **** pile if you don,t want it to stink
get your dick skinners out of your pocket.
pettybludart
Well-Known Member
Your heads used for more than holding hair(or a hat rack).One of my dads favorites.
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