Bigdummy
Not a Nova
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas ..*
*Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.*
*Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"*
*Margaret looked him over. "Nope."*
*Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.*
*Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"*
*Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging
down again tomorrow."*
*Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"*
*"Nope. Not a clue," she replied.*
*"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"*
*Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat."
*Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.*
*Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"*
*Margaret looked him over. "Nope."*
*Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.*
*Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"*
*Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging
down again tomorrow."*
*Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"*
*"Nope. Not a clue," she replied.*
*"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"*
*Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat."
