I know an HVAC guy that could refrigerate that so you never have to get up from the couch and TV to get a cold one
One drawback, getting a can from under the coffee table will be like playing Jenga "OK, which one can I take without the table crashing down on me?"
There are some more I cant post. Just google it. Pretty funny. Kind of a joke my daughter glued in dread locks when she was 14 and could not get them out (no not gorrilla glue some sort of hair glue) I made her wear it till it came out since I told her no to begin with. Funny now.