Little prick turfed my yard last night.

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Nicely painted cinder blocks (to match the lawn)will work wonders to deter those types,and no laws broken.get his tag # and report him to the police.
 
340sFastback said:
Friend of mine had a problem where kids where driving on the grass tearing it up. It kept happening. So what they did was pounded pipes into the ground and at night they would put re bar in the pipe so it would stick out of the ground. Well eventually the kids came back, drove over the re bar, and it torn up the oil pan and exhaust under his car and his car stopped running down the street. Then they called the cops but pulled the re bar out of the ground before they showed up. The kid was busted by the cops and with his car all tore up. Needless to say they didn't come back.
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best...idea...ever...
 
My favorite: get a good amount of fresh dog **** (or worse); mix it in a plastic bag with some water; squirt liberally into vent grilles in front of the windshield.
 
Man, you guys are some evil MF`s. Remind me to never piss off any of you guys. Lol! I say get his tag number and call the cops. That`s why we pay them, to serve and protect.
 
You can't mess with his car without making your own car a target. At least, not unless you wait until some time has passed. A better solution, if you know who he is and you know his address and phone number (easy to find in the computer age) is to place an ad in the local paper selling his car for about half of what it is worth. Say in the add that you work shift work so calls should be made between midnight and 5 am. Not only will he be majorly pissed off for some time but anyone that lives with him will hate him, and a week or two later he will get a bill for the ad. Don't call to place the ad from your phone, just in case.

If this keeps happening and you REALLY want to mess with him, buy some really nasty porno magazines. Print up some labels with his name and address that look like subscription labels and put them on the covers. Distribute the magazines around town in inconvenient places like doctor's offices, the library, you know, use your imagination.

Yes, I would be a bad person to piss off. Thankfully, no one has. Yet.
 
6pkmopar said:
just reminded me of a time when we would come home and find all the garbage cans in the neighborhood out in the yards or streets /one afternoon i just happened to be home in the garage and here comes two kids one on a 10 speed and one walking along kicking over cans and throwing them into the street i yelled at them to knock it off and pick up the cans the one took off running and the one on the bike gave me the one finger wave and thought he could get away what he did not see was the old kz1000 /i caught him and made him get off the bike and walk along the street placing the cans back where the belonged never had a problem from those guys again
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KZ1000, Nice bike! I love C.H.I.P.S.=P~
 
Steal his dog, chop it up into little peices and mail it back to him bit by bit. If that is a little too extreame then take some dog crap and cram it on the underside of his door handle so he can't see it, just wear some rubber gloves when you do it...unless your into that sorta thing.

Super soaker filled with brake clean then do a drive by on his car right before it rains.

Some types of silly string will take the paint off a car.

Beat the good god damn out of him.

Lean some nails against his tires.

Liquid nail his tires to the driveway (done it and it works great!!!)

Take his car apart in his drive way at 2am and leave it in peices (we did it to a friends VW Bug once)

Bleach the word "*****" in his mommy and daddies yard.

A very thin wire from under the spark plug boot to the gas tan.....nevermind.

Find his car in a parkinglot and ripp the wing off it.

Potato crammed in the exhaust always works.

Put his house on Craigslist telling people that it is going to get torn down so everything is free. Some pissed off exroom mate did that in Tacoma, WA and when the lady got home from work all that was left was the foundation of her house.
 
Personally liked your first plan,but my wife would have done the same thing. You and I have similar tempers.

Heres an idea. His car is nice and low. Line the edge of your lawn with decorative boulders. Dig them in a bit so thier nice and solid,kinda like an ice berg where only the tip is showing. That should tear his gay little ricer to ratshit.
 
360scamp said:
Put his house on Craigslist telling people that it is going to get torn down so everything is free. Some pissed off exroom mate did that in Tacoma, WA and when the lady got home from work all that was left was the foundation of her house.
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No, no, no. I guess you didn't see the news story about someone doing that very thing. Not only are they being sued for pretty much everything they own but jail time is considered as likely.
 
Years ago when I lived on a sand road, some snot-nosed little punk liked to dirt track all thru the neighborhood, endangering all the kids and tearing up the roads that we tried to keep smooth. I ran him down one day and reminded him that there are thousand of acres of a National Forest just 1/2 mile away that he could go rally driving on an nobody cares how torn up the roads are. Got the usual punk FU so I asked him how he would feel if somebody drove the same way on HIS road? He said that he did not give a s*%t and drove off in a shower of sand.
The next day his dad asked me why I tore up the road in front of his house so I told him what his kid did and said. I pointed to the punks marks in the road..... 20 minutes later he came back with the punk and a shovel and we both watched him do a makeover on my road. Then he had to go fill in the ruts that I left.
............ and I left some huge ruts -only across the entrance to their driveway so the neighbors did not have to deal with them. AND I made the ruts by locking the trailer brakes on the semi and keeping my foot in the turbo. They were 28 inches wide and so deep that the axles were dragging on the road. He had a bunch of shoveling to do and never ever drove like a fool around my house.

As far as paint stripper goes, use a kids Mega Blaster squirt gun. It is quiet, cheap and disposable. For added impact, mix in some battery acid and brake with the stripper!! Don't ask me how I know.
 
2shelbys said:
No, no, no. I guess you didn't see the news story about someone doing that very thing. Not only are they being sued for pretty much everything they own but jail time is considered as likely.
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I did see the news story, I saw the house it was only 3 blocks from my friends house thats where I got the idea.

You could wait for him to drive by with his window down and then spray him with a super soaker filled with piss.
 
i say a little of both

file a complaint with the cops first to c.y.a.

then wait a little while and plot
 
To paraphrase an old saying, "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
 
Thermite... put a half dollar size on his hood and light it with a magnesium ribbon, you have to light the magnesium with a torch. the thermite burns so hot it will go through the hood, engine block (if you have good aim you could probably hit that 4 banger) and will burn pretty good into the driveway... of course this is only for something a little more serious. another fun trick is putting it over the gas tank (run)
 
Stuff a few dead fish in his car...the stink will never completely go away.

I like the rebar in the lawn trick though!

A few decorative boulders around the perimeter would work too.

Nobody messes with the roads in my neighborhood....I'm the only one that grades 'em and the last tweaker that had an issue with my "old stinky poluting POS tractor" couldn't get out of his driveway the last time it rained <evil grin>
 
You guys are killin me here.

I'm spittin coffee out my nose laughing.

So far, I love the dog squeeze solution in the air intake vents.

The dog squeeze under the door grab handle.

The aircraft stripper idea already was my first thought that night since I just experienced how nasty it was when I painted my motor.

The skUnk idea is great, but I don't think I'd wanna handle that task.

The rhibar rods in the flush sunk pipes is an idea my buddy used for this same purpose, but he placed it under his hollow plastic mailbox post that punks kept running over.

I think I'll just do nothing about this since I like my freedom and rights as a law abiding citizen, but i will say, I know that "Red Dawn" has to be one of your all time favorite movies He, he.

I will look some of you guys up if i ever have a "Next of kin" type scenario happening in my life.

Remember that movie?
 
A few drops of Sure Grip additive through an open window works wonders with the upholstery (especially if it's cloth like most cars are now)
 
Go to your local convienent store and buy a burrito in a bag, the kind you throw in the microwave. Wait your time, and when you find his car open, put the burrito under the passenger seat. Over the course of the summer the heat will make the burrito give off all kinds of interesting smells.

Another way is to sprinkle his car seats with powdered milk, and spritz them with water. THat sour milk smell lasts FOREVER!!!
 
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